- I Want A Gun For Christmas
Hey Santa.
I wasn’t naughty all year long, I was mostly really nice.
Didn’t kick the dog much, or give my brother lice.
So don’t bring me no red rubber ball,
Don’t want no Game Boy at all,
I want a gun, for Christmas.
Listen to me Santa, I ain’t playing around.
Got Mrs Clause right by my side, she is gagged and bound.
- Krampus feat Steve
Крампус:
Я давал им пощечин
И сильных пендалей
За свою жизнь я избил много детей
О, да.
Но, честно говоря,
Мне тоже было больно.
Жаль, нельзя вернуться в прошлое.
- Main Theme
Страна проснись и пой,
Гляди вон солнце улыбается
С тобой и со мной.
Привет тебе шлет
Российский народ.
И надеюсь что сегодня
день чудесный сегодня нас ждет.
- Stay The Hell Away From Saudi Arabia - It's the worst place in the world
Francine: Greatest country in the world?
♪♪ We packed our bags, we hopped a plane ♪♪
♪♪ We left our happy home ♪♪
Stan: Uhh, Francine, singing's kind of illegal here...
- Steve Song
3:30 in the afternoon,
I should be doing my homework, inside my own room but,
Bad luck, got me all messed up,
I'm in the locker room and now I'm stuck,
Guess I'm a goner now,
See I was walkin', snot was talkin' I remembered somethin',
I'd forgotten to grab my wallet because I was rushin',
Then he said "I'd finna go to my Grandma's house"
- Take me home country road
Country roads,take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia,Mountain Mama
Take me home,country roads
Almost heaven,West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountain,Shenandoe River
Life is old there,older than the trees
- Take me home, country road
Almost heaven, west virginia
Blue ridge mountains
Shenandoah river -
Life is old there
Older than the trees
Younger than the mountains
Growin like a breeze
- We Go Together
Francine: Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Stan: Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
- You Get the Rod
'Round the world it's all the same
Children freeze when they hear my name
Krampus please, don't beat me so
But do I listen? Sadly, no
Eighty percent of kids end up turnin' into dirtbags
I just laugh
But Steve, oh Steve, you are the worst
Slap the butt with a branch of birch