- Alcohol Express
Can you hear me out there loud and clear
Saddle up them bottles and let's get out of here
We're all aboard the alcohol express tonight
Drinking every single thing that's in sight
So don't wait we won't be home tonight
Yes it's true
- Alcohol Is Awesome
Dear alcohol, last night we had ball, I lost my left shoe, don't worry I don't blame you,
your my best friend there till the end I love they way you taste you put a smile on my face
And you get all the blame but as far as I'm concerned AA stands for alcohol is awesome
Alcohol is awesome
All my friends are worried about me; they say I need mayday, they I got a problem.
I don't have a problem. Still don't have that problem
- Bed In The Desert
Well mama I'm writing a letter home 'Cause I know that you think what I done was wrong But I'm here to tell ya I got no regrets Well you know your boy he don't take no shit And thats exactly why I killed that son of a bitch And now I'm doin' life, in this metal pit Well a man's gotta do what he's gotta do Though his consequences can be cruel With a one way ticket to the graveyard And I'm driving the hearse And I made you a bed in the desert Well the story I'm about to tell And the first verse ya heard it didn't end so well For that loose lip, non-English speaking immigrant I Said "I don't know what the hell you're sayin' And this bottle I'm drinkin' got me to thinkin' Every dog has his day and that dog was barking." Well a man's gotta do what he's gotta do Though his consequences can be cruel with a one way ticket to the graveyard And I'm driving the hearse And I made you a bed in the desert I said "Adios Amigo Hope you enjoyed your last burrito, If you have any final words let them be heard" No Comprende Señor And I made you a bed... In The Desert Quelle
- Haulin' Ass
Breaker Breaker what´s your 20
have you got your ears on
the law Dogs are on my Tail
Begging for a bone
Pedal to the Metal now
going fast as hell
kiss my a__ you Turkeys
you ain´t taking me to jail
- I Wanna Go
She said I had no planes I was no good and mean all the time
So I said that I'm packing my bags
I've got better things to do with my time
So me and the Captain Jack and Jim Beam
We head it out to the road
She asked me where I was gonna go
I said anywhere that you won't go
- I Wish I Cared
See you standing there, with your beauty parlor hair.
Denim Skirt an hiked up high, giving me a fancy stare.
Drinking a bottle of boonesfarm, in a beat up rocking chair.
But if I had one wish, I wished that I cared.
Oh, I wish I cared, I wish I cared
I wish I cared, I wish I cared.
- I'm Not Hungover
Well, I'm not hungover, I'm just sick of you
I'm not hungover, I'm just sick of you
When I see your face, I know it's true
I'm not hungover, I'm just sick of you
And now I'm throwin up in the toilet
I don't know why but I think I am enjoyin it
You ask me why I'm feelin blue
- In the Mood for a Drinking Song
You ever have a day when things didn't go your way?
No matter how hard you tried you couldn't catch a break.
Today's my day when everything is wrong
and I'm just in the mood for a drinking song.
Like Hank Williams Jr., or David Allen Coe.
Some "Family Tradition" or "Heaven only Knows"
My girl has left me and my money's all gone
- Life of Crime
Staring down the barrel of a Colt 45
Don´t give a damn if i live or die
Bag full of money
And the police surrounded outside
Drinking all day at the Corner Bar
Left my keys to the get away car
I ain´t ever gonna get outta here alive
- Lord Put My Girl
I've spent twenty-plus years with my sweet dear, and I can go on another day
If the bottle don't kill me, I know she will and I aint goin out that way
Oh lord cant you hear me calling?
Take away my sweet darling
And I'm down on my knees to pray
Wont you put my girl in a grave
Wont you put my girl in a grave
- Suck My Dixie
Sometimes the whiskey gets the best of me
and its hard for some people to see
that this outlaws livin' his life
and he's livin' it free
if you don't like it you can suck my dixie
well a rebel on the run is bound to have fun
drunk n with my shotgun shootin people just for fun
- Take A Bullet For You
There are friends, there are acquaintances
But who you gonna call at four in the morn
Like a friend who will hang out
Down at the waffle house
When you're trying to sober up from the night before
Everybody needs a friend like that
One to share his last six pack
- You Have No Friends
Always been a good man
Always tried my best
Never wished any harm
Never wished any death
But you have changed me
It's a brand new day
I hope you perish