- Damaged Goods
He was always a bit too open
A bit too quick to please.
Such eagar men make women feel ill at ease
Relationships never lasted long,
But there was nothing in particular
You could say he was doin' wrong
But now his loneliness is beginning to show
- Harrison Ford
A small town in the Rockies
The Snake River Grill
My friend and I were leaving
We were stuffed to the gills
We walked toward the exit
The door swung open wide
Another couple is coming in
Now I'm eye to eye with
- Regretting What I Said...
This song is called "Regretting what I said to you when you called me at 11:00
on Friday morning to tell me that 1:00 Friday afternoon you were gonna leave
your office, go downstairs, hail a cab, to go out to the airport, to catch a
plane, to go skiing in the Alps for two weeks. Not that I wanted to go with you;
I wasn't able to leave town, I'm not a very good skier, I couldn't expect you to
pay my way, but after going out with you for three years, I don't like surprises.
(And it's subtitled "A Musical Apology". In this song, I attempt to take back
everything I said while standing in a phone booth at the corner of 49th and 3rd)
- Rituals
"I'm not so very old", she said
"I just turned 28,
But boy it's been a long, long time
Since I've been on a date.
I mean like a dinner, and a movie,
A good night kiss at the door"
We are not content with kisses anymore.
- viagra in the water
An uplifting song.
Just outside of Johnson city on a dark and twisting road,
In a Kenworth 18-wheeler, with a heavy shifting load.
He was pushing through to Binghamton, though the hour was getting late,
Pfizer's finest on a mission to the pharmacy's upstate,
He was on a holy mission, there were men who couldn't wait.
It was 20,000 pounds.... of Viagra!