A DiagnosisFor almost 30 years, I've
known something was wrong
But Mom said weakness
causes bloating
So I tried to be strong
Fake it till you make it
That's how I got by
Buttload of CatsIt's come to this, like I knew it would
Since I'm now single for good
I know just what I gotta do
I gotta go get myself a buttload of cats
A buttload of cats!
A buttload of cats
Way too many cats
I'm Just a Boy In LoveI'm just a boy in love
La-la-la-lovey dove
I can't be held responsible for my actions
Oooh, he's a male ingénue
Makey MakeoverIt's a makeover!
Makey make over!
A makey, makey
makey, makey
make over!
Old you in the garbage!
Ping Pong GirlWHOA!
YEAH!
OKAY!
HEY!
WHOA!
BROS!
BEER!
SPORTS!
Strip Away My ConscienceMy whole life
I've wanted to be bad
(To be bad, to be bad, to be bad )
But whenever I tried
The result was always sad
(So sad, so pathetic, weak and sad)
However, now I know
The Math of Love TrianglesRebecca:
What's a girl to do
when she's stuck between men?
It's like she's a Barbie
with two perfect Ken's!
But wait!
It just occured to me!
The Sexy Getting Ready Song[REBECCA, spoken]
Hey Josh, I want to look good for you tonight. So I'm gonna get in touch with my feminine side.
(sung)
Uh, it's the sexy getting-ready song
The sexy getting-ready song
I'm primpin' and pluckin'
I'm brushin' and rubbin'
We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right NowRebecca:
We should definitely not have sex right now.
We should definitely not have sex right now.
Josh:
It would complicate the situation.
Josh:
Without Love You Can Save The World10,000 hours in anything
Makes you an expert
And I've spent way more time
than that frettin' over guys
I've got a BFA, an MFA
And a PhD in obsession
And now I find myself
You Go FirstRebecca:
We used to be there
for each other every second.
Paula
With one emoji we could read
each other's soul.