- Conversation
Brrring brrring, brrring brrring, brrring brrring, hello?
I can only live in isolation, Fast and Furious live.
Followed by another porn account on Instagram.
Am I on a date right now? Is this a date?
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- Jam After School
Less bullshit masculine mountain conquering crap
Apply lipgloss in a pay toilet
All the people we know and love, going to the places they love to go
How did he get that scar?
His brother cut him.
No way
Real pig skin
- John Wick
No, that's not true
Eyes drift to the TV
And mostly uncles and fathers
Mostly eating nuts, seeds, and berries
What do you think your parents feel?
That nod that says "I've seen things"
They've really changed the pace of the Antiques Roadshow
- Magic of Meghan
I fell in love with Meghan so incredibly quickly
This beautiful woman tripped, and fell into my life
All the stars were alignedIt's kept the world grippedIT WAS JUST AN AMAZING SURPRISE
You got engaged on the day that I moved out. It's ok.She's a smasher, perfectly suited to the role.Messages from the public: Thank you for all you're doing, we love you.
You're just what England needs, you're going to change us.
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- New Job
Fa fa faaa
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But you were listening to me talk about making art and you seemed really interested and then we both went to the toilet and then I came back and you were leaving. I thought you liked me, but maybe I was just a captive audience. You did seem a bit bored when I was talking.
You had a birthday party and you didn't invite me. I feel so hurt.
- Phone Scam
She said she's asked 20 girls already. I feel really horrible, but also that she doesn't have the right to scream at me in my face.
She said I was a horrible cunt. She said I was a bastard. She screamed and screamed I don't want to touch it.
Also, no one seemed to be very bothered by the fact that she was screaming at me. I had the feeling that what she was saying was a script.
She said I was a horrible cunt. She said I was a bastard. She screamed and screamed I don't want to touch it.
- Spoils
I'm cool
With spoils
Just tell me who dies
Tell me who finds luv
Run over by a
Squashed by a
Crushed by a
Crazy raisin
- Viking Hair
Horses and feathers and blankets with purple crosses and flowers and cards
for dearest Mo
And over the road there's an abandoned fridge
That still works
Looking wistfully at a Colombian banana
I was there
I was flown over there