- A New World
Everybody talks about a new
World in the morning
New world in the morning so they say
I, myself
Don't talk about a new world in the morning
New world in the morning, that's today
And I can feel the new tomorrow coming on
- Big Ship
I do believe my eyes are telling me lies
I saw a ship as surely big apple pie
Hiding in corner, so climbling up trees
Love is a big ship but following me
Big ship following me
Love is a big ship but following me
- Come On You Lot
Come on you lot, come on you lot
We're going on TV
Come on you lot, the nine o'clock slot
Was made for scum like me
Nineteen sixty six
Was it a dream or did it exist
I'd had a few drinks so
- Delta Echo Echo Beta Alpha Neon Kettle
Delta echo echo beta alpha neon kettle you've got your
Delta echo echo- your beta alpha neon kettle- delta echo echo- your beta alpha
Neon kettle- your beta alpha neon kettle- your beta alpha neon kettle- delta echo
Echo- beta alpha neon kettle- your delta echo echo- your beta alpha neon kettle -
Your beta alpha neon kettle- your beta alpha neon kettle - suspicious policeman
Runs a check on you- he thinks you're shady like a criminal- no no no
- Fuzzy Duck
Ugly Custard bacon Fat
Wooden O incredible Hog
Knocker Jungle heavy Jelly
Mogul Thrash granny's Intentions
Ultimate Spinach fresh Maggots, Warm Dust
Toad 'igginbottoms' Wrench
Hedgehog Pie dog That Bit People bran
- Here Is A Song
Here is a song for you to sing
Here is a song for you to sing
All that reminiscing ooh french kissing
Think of me
While you're lying there with him
Ooh baby now
- Hip Op
The Queen Mum she is great
The Queen Mum she is top
And now she's out of hospital
She's the queen of the old hip op
It just ain't fair a lady of such grace
Should end up with a plastic hip
She's seen it all from the First World War
- I Talk with Robot Voice
I talk with robot voice
Because I am not human
I have frozen my emotions
So I won't get hurt by girls no more, no!
I don't want any girl to hurt me anymore
I'm sick and tired of their abuse
Yet I admit I'm still susceptible
- Relative Poverty
I'm living in relative poverty
I'm living on a tenner a day
Goodness gracious, a tenner a day
I'm living in relative poverty
I'm living on a tenner a day
Goodness gracious, a tenner a day
I'm living in relative poverty
- Retro-Glancing
It's over so quickly that
I'm looking back already
Just a flash though over my shoulder
Look at me now, so much older
My heart's hardly beating, so much colder
I'm making my way with a purpose and the ring
I replaced yours with couldn't be more golder
I left you with nothing but
- Spunky Axe
Apple Pie and Custard buster, Spaghetti Head
Oh Go Go Thunder then
Ice Cream, Crisp, The Mumfie Gang
Rain sang Rock is dead so sing it again
Brutus, Patches, Jungle Jim
Daniel in the Lion's Den
And we all sing Oscar and the Great Wooferoo
- Synth Wizard
Young girl on the marshes
She will not be swayed by fear
Feels the darkness descending
Then feels the daylight drawing near
When the synthesizers' whistles
Starts to blow
- The Sun
Think I'm gonna go away and find
An island in the sun
Think I want to be alone
Don't wanna be with anyone
Oh you know I loved that girl
She meant so much to me
Oh you know I want that girl
- Wendy James
I will have some Stones' piano
And I will have electric guitar
'Cause your hair is blonde
And your eyes are blue and you're a very
Yes a very a very big star
Wendy James, Wendy James
Wendy James, Wendy James