Corpse Grindin' ManWhen relationships are in the pits and nothing's going right,
I'll take a trip to the graveyard and I'll pick out a site,
A fresh new grave a corpse I crave, I'll dig her up tonight,
She won't scream or cuss or raise a fuss and we won't ever fight.
Now I know the chances were so slim for you and I to date,
But I thank god for mortality, now you can be my mate,
I know that you've been dead a while I honestly don't mind,
Cause you still have that tender smile, you've always been so kind!
Homicidal ManiacYou don't like me much at all
I'd sure like to see you fall
You're a prick and I'm a little runt
You're the king of the neighborhood
I'm ugly and misunderstood
I got somethin' to say so I'll make it blunt
I was the kid back in school that you hurt
Ima KillerOlive green was the color of her pretty eyes
Soft and warm was the feeling in between her thighs
69 is the number that we used in bed
I forget how many times that you fucked with my head
God damn I don’t think I’ll ever understand
God damn could I ever really be your man?
I know I never want to be alone
How’d I ever think that I could call you my own
It's Only the End of The WorldNow the women are cryin' and the kids are dyin' and the men are runnin' away
Somethin' weird has happened and the devil he's a-laughin' and the church don't know what to say
Now the recently deceased have been openin' their eyes, but I know it's been prophesied
Through the comics I've been readin' and the movies I've been seein', so it comes to me as no surprise
And I don't care, I didn't warn the human race
It's only fair, oh that we take our place
KokomoHey-ey-ey!
It's Friday night the schmucks are out, the worthless people cruising around
and causing fights, hey that's alright!
I said God and I are on our thrones,and telling ya'll just where to go.
Well it might be hell, won't that be swell?
And soon you'll all be dead
MariaSweet Jesus, please help Maria
I tried holy water and I tried tequila
Her skin is turning green
She's becoming more obscene
And now she sticks a crucifix up her vagina
Now Maria thinks it's also funny
All the while I know it's blasphemy
Ouijaam c
Gonna play a show at a house tonight
d am
Gonna turn up the tunes gonna turn down the lights
am c
Kids lookin' ripe and lookin' good
d am
Who's to say I wouldn't only if I could?
SuckersI stepped outta the bar and into the street
And there she was standin' there
A sexy momma lookin' so petite
With red lips and jet black hair
I said, "I'm lonely tonight
so you're comin' with me. Oh, honey, lucky you!"
She said, "You're kinda short, but you'll have to do
'cause tonight I'm lookin' to screw!"
That Time of the MonthThe moon tonight it shines so bright reflects off your teeth as you snarl and bite
Your breasts grow hair you know I don’t care you’re still my gal but I would not dare
Upset you now there’s sweat on my brow I swallow my pride as you start to growl
That time again because of your sin you’re on the rag and the killings begin
Up and down the streets of town I look for a wolf but she can’t be found
Oh girl is it wrong when you’re in that thong
When I know that you won’t be a girl for long
You slut you tease you dancing sleaze I’m on my knees and I’m begging you please
The Hearse SongDon't ever laugh as a hearse goes by,
For you may be the next to die.
They wrap you up in a big white sheet,
From your head down to your feet.
They put you in a big black box
And cover you up with dirt and rocks,
And all goes well for about a week,
The Object Of My Infection - Live"I got my figures on the wall
Comics stacked up in the hall
I got a movie in my DVD player
I got my music that I love
And a girl sent from above
I got my problems
But they seem to little next to her
Transvestites can be cannibals tooDon't like the way that I look in my own clothes
so I wear my wife's when I go to the town
You think it's gross when I'm wearin' her pantyhose
You call me sick and you call me a clown
I think I may, I think I might have human tonight
Don't come to me 'cause I'm comin' to you
I think I may, I think I might have you for a bite
I'm gonna cook me up some he-man stew
Vampire's Night OutWent to a bar, I saw you sittin' there.
Pretty thin and your skin so dang fair.
Offered me a drink, I said "No, but that's sweet."
Didn't have a clue I saw you as meat.
Talked for a while, started to smoke a cigarette,
you said you wanted to party.
I said "I bet. College girl like you, with nothin' to do, let's go back to my place and I'll show you a thing or two."
Went back to my apartment, started to mess around. But when I showed her my fangs she showed me a frown.