Carol Of The TurretsTime for some tests!
Shoot the subjects!
Make them all die!
If they survive!
Bake them a pie!
The time is nigh!
Testing is here!
DefectiveI've just been built, time to test my guns!
I'm at the range and I want some fun!
I try to fire...
Ah...
I'm in the line, moving up, checking out at the turret-club.
This is it, I'm about to be...
INCINERATED!
Dumb Ways to DieGet crushed by a crusher
Destroy vital apparatus
Find a way into Android Hell
Run too fast on a pool of Propulsion-Gel
Dumb ways to die!
So many dumb ways to die!
Dumb ways to die!
GLaDOS Is To BlameBroken turrets get recycled,
At least I hope I will!
Sometimes we're thrown off the pathways!
...They thought that was their way home!
They were wrong...I know.
I'm not afraid of dying,
I will be rebuilt,
HelloI've been corrupted for so long inside my mind.
And in that time I've sung this song...
...a million times.
I really wish I could sing more than one song...
Hello!
Is it me you're looking for?
You can hear it in my voice...
...that I am the Music Core!
Portal - Detach The Wheatley CoreDetach the Wheatley Core!?
I wanna do it!
I want it more...
She said we should work together!
But I hate that guy...
I'm more clever!
Ah, whatever...
Portal 2 - The Wheatley SongУитли:
Well, well, well
Welcome... TO MY LAIR!
Chell and a potato, huh?
Ooh, I'm really scared!
So you're the ones that want to take me out?
Ah ha ha; good luck!
You're joking; you are joking!
The Android Hell Blues(Spoken)
Good Evening Turrets and Gentlecubes!
My name is Loose Screws Louis and I will be your Jazz Core for this Evening
I'm gonna sing you a song called the Android Hell Blues and it goes a little something like this:
(Sung)
Well, there's a place you may have heard of
It's a tale we will like to tell
The Pit SongАнглийский текст:
Robot #22: He failed the turret peer-review.
Robot #24: He died before he hit the floor.
Robot #25: He never made it out alive.
And Robot #29: Died on the assembly-line.
You want to live? Don't hold your breath...
This isn't life, it's living death!
The Wheatley SongWell, well, well… welcome to MY LAIR!
Chell and a potato, huh?
Oooh, I’m really scared!
So you’re the ones that wanna take me out, ah ha ha… good luck.
You’re joking, you’re joking!?
I can’t believe my eye!
You’re kidding me, you’ve gotta be!?
Why wont you just die!?
Рост науки[Турель]
Рост науки! Рост науки!
Красота!
[Дефектная турель]
Она не спит,
Подопытный, будь удивлён!
[Турель]
Вновь она не спит!