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  • Текст песни JT Machinima - THE JUNKRAT AND ROADHOG RAP

    Исполнитель: JT Machinima
    Название песни: THE JUNKRAT AND ROADHOG RAP
    Дата добавления: 15.07.2020 | 20:36:29
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    [Intro]
    Dispatch, we are in hot pursuit of two hostile fugitives
    One immensely obese brute accompanied by a scrawny, peg-legged minion
    Now, we have attempted peaceful negotiations here, but
    ...Wait, what's this? We're picking something up on another frequency
    Let me patch it through

    [Verse 1]

    [Junkrat]
    They call me Junkrat, I'm a violent rodent
    I never use guns, but I like explosives!
    I'll stop the payload with my remote - click!
    It's good news when I say "I've blown it!"
    I'm always laughin' cuz I'm always jokin'
    Swipe me right on tinder because I'm smokin' - hot
    Probably cuz I'm a pyro
    My hair's on fire, if you need a light, though
    I think aiming is overrated
    Dynamite and bombs are all I play with
    It's a perfect day for mayhem
    Got a couple traps and it's time I lay them
    I've always got a leg up, mate
    Send you sky high where the weather's great
    That's a rap, now that you all know me
    Show some love for my psycho roadie

    [Verse 2]

    [Roadhog]: Shut up, Rat, I'm sick of your voice
    [Junkrat]: I'm paying you well, you've got no choice
    I'm a demo expert, sorry if I'm a little wired
    [Roadhog]: I wouldn't be here if I wasn't hired
    I live in the fast lane, I'm not a boar
    I'm the hog that the pigs never caught before
    With a mask that you'll never see me take off
    Like Leatherface, straight outta Texas Chainsaw
    Heavyweight champ, a wasteland hulk
    [Junkrat]: I won't fat shame you, no need to sulk
    [Roadhog]: I'm not a fatass, I'm on a bulk, you know
    Shut up Mad Max, you're in my Thunderdome
    I'll hop on my Harley, spread some anarchy
    [Junkrat]: Fry these buggers like shrimp on the barbie
    [Roadhog]: You mess with me, and I'll ruin you worse
    Than Junkrat just did to this verse

    [Bridge]

    [Junkrat]: Oh don't take it so personally, Roadhog
    [Roadhog]: You just have to ruin everything
    [Junkrat]: Well, I'll agree on that one! Ha ha ha ha!

    [Verse 3]

    [Roadhog]: Counting down
    [Junkrat]: To detonation
    [Roadhog] Hold your ground
    [Junkrat]: Eradication
    [Roadhog]: Look around
    [Junkrat]: It's devastation
    [Both]: Lay to waste all of creation
    [Junkrat]: Light the fuse
    [Roadhog]: Lock and load
    [Junkrat]: Hit the juice
    [Roadhog]: We're on the road
    [Junkrat]: The rat and the hog, one hell of a pair
    [Roadhog]: We're still not friends
    [Junkrat]: But we are getting there
    [Roadhog]: Really? Cuz this is hardly a start
    You're just an obnoxious body to guard
    [Junkrat]: But the money we're makin', the riches we're takin'
    The bonds that we've made
    [Roadhog]: And the friendship we're fakin'
    You're too loud, and it's pissin' me off
    You smell like roadkill and it's makin' me cough
    [Junkrat]: Fire in the hole! I just saved your ass!
    [Roadhog]: Oh. Damn. Thanks, I guess
    Still without me, you would never win
    [Junkrat]: And who's gonna help you? One of your chins?
    [Roadhog]: Ha ha ha, okay, Rat, I'll give you that one
    [Junkrat]: Look, I squeezed a laugh outta the fat one!
    [Roadhog]: Here, take a burger, looks like you need it
    [Junkrat]: Aw, thanks Roadie, I'm surprised you didn't eat it
    I'm only jokin', you're used to takin' flak
    [Roadhog]: Hold your breath if you're taking cover at my back
    [Junkrat]: Oh god, not the toxic fumes
    That's where the gas mask really comes in use
    [Roadhog]: It's for radiation, and preventing infection
    The stank you smell is my indigestion
    [Junkrat]: I could light a match by your ass
    We'd all be on fire this entire match!
    [Roadhog]: And while you pester us, the rest of us are workin'
    You're not a Junkrat, you're aworthless vermin
    [Junkrat]: Through defenses I'm blowing holes
    Who you gonna call for zone control?
    [Roadhog]: Fine, but if you're gonna help, be quiet
    [Junkrat]: What's on your meal plan? I wanna try it
    [Roadhog]: Double decker burgers, filet mignon
    I'll blow out your brains if you say bacon
    [Junkrat]: I guess that one hits close to home
    [Roadhog]: A little too close, you don't even know...

    [Verse 4]

    [Roadhog]: I remember a field, where the piggies would graze
    Till the Omnics came in and all our nation was razed
    Just thinking of bacon is heartache
    A piece of me died on that dark day
    Now I'm back on the road
    With no family or friends
    I ride my cycle alone
    I guess this is how it ends
    [Junkrat]: But wherever you go, I will follow
    I'll be by your side if you want, so
    [Roadhog]: When the rubble subsides
    [Junkrat]: And the debris sweeps away
    [Roadhog]: I'll look into your eyes
    [Junkrat]: And I know what you'll say
    [Roadhog]: We're a two man army
    [Junkrat]: Stirring up anarchy
    [Roadhog]: All our foes will be fried up
    [Junkrat]: Just like shrimp on the barbie
    [Roadhog]: Hop on my Harley, I want you in my sidecar
    [Junkrat]: They've taken my leg, but it was you who took my heart
    [Roadhog]: In a totally platonic way
    [Junkrat]: Well yes, that goes without saying
    This is sufficiently awkward
    [Roadhog]: Let's continue our rampage

    [Outro]

    [Roadhog]: Hey, Junkrat
    [Junkrat]: What is it, you ol' bugger?
    [Roadhog]: If you tell anyone about that
    [Junkrat]: That what? Our singin' an' all?
    [Roadhog]: I will kill you
    [Junkrat]: Hehehehehe, yea yea, whatever you say mate
    Lips are sealed, ahahahahahaha!
    [Roadhog]: *sighs*
    Просто думать о беконе душевная боль
    Часть меня умерла в тот темный день
    Теперь я вернулся на дорогу
    Без семьи или друзей
    Я езжу на велосипеде один
    Я думаю, так все и заканчивается
    [Junkrat]: Но куда бы вы ни пошли, я буду следовать
    Я буду на вашей стороне, если вы хотите, так
    [Roadhog]: когда щебень спадает
    [Junkrat]: И мусор сметает
    [Roadhog]: я посмотрю тебе в глаза
    [Junkrat]: И я знаю, что ты скажешь
    [Roadhog]: Мы армия из двух человек
    [Junkrat]: разжигание анархии
    [Roadhog]: все наши враги будут поджарены
    [Junkrat]: так же, как креветки на Барби
    [Roadhog]: Садись на мой Харлей, я хочу, чтобы ты был в моей коляске
    [Junkrat]: Они взяли мою ногу, но это ты взял мое сердце
    [Roadhog]: совершенно платоническим способом
    [Junkrat]: Ну да, само собой разумеется
    Это достаточно неловко
    [Roadhog]: Давайте продолжим наше буйство

    [Outro]

    [Roadhog]: Привет, Junkrat
    [Junkrat]: Что это, старина?
    [Roadhog]: Если вы кому-нибудь расскажете об этом
    [Junkrat]: Это что? Наши поют все?
    [Roadhog]: я тебя убью
    [Junkrat]: Хе-хе-хе-хе, да, да, что ни говори, приятель
    Губы запечатаны, ахахахахахаха!
    [Roadhog]: * вздыхает *

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