- Aimless Love
He's just a small fry, a bit too gun shy
To have his heart touched without a glove
He looks at strangers as potential dangers
Trying to steal his aimless love
Love has no mind, it can't spell unkind
It's never seen a heart shaped like a valentine
For if love knew him, it'd walk up to him
- Ain't Hurtin' Nobody
"Ain't Hurtin' Nobody"
I'm a walkin' down the street like Lucky Larue
Got my hand in my pocket I'm thinkin' 'bout you
I ain't hurtin' nobody
I ain't hurtin' no one
There's three hundred men in the state of Tennessee
- All Night Blue
"All Night Blue"
You've got a life somewhere without me
I've gone on without you
It hasn't been easy getting used to
Being lonely and tonight is an all night blue
And I wonder how you look and who looks at you
In your nightgown
- Aw Heck
I could be as happy as a sardine in a can
Long as I got my woman
I could run stark naked and live in and old oak tree
Just as long as she's with me
My woman
The cannibals can catch me and fry me in a pan
Long as I got my woman
- Baby Let's Play House
You may go to college.
You may go to school
You might drive a pink Cadillac
But don't you be nobody's fool
Come back, baby. Come back.
Come back, baby. Come back.
Come back, baby. I want to play house with you
- Bad Boy
I been a bad boy
I been long gone
I been out there
I never phone home
I never gave you not one little clue where I'd been
I've been a bad boy again.
I got a way of
Fallin' in love
- Be My Friend Tonight
"Be My Friend Tonight"
I threw a party. Nobody came.
I bought all the tickets. They cancelled the game.
I give you my picture. It didn't fit your frame
Be my friend tonight
Be my friend tonight. Be my friend tonight.
- Billy The Bum
"Billy The Bum"
Billy the bum lived by the thumb
And sang of the hobo's delight
He'd prove he could run
Twice as fast as the sun
By losing his shadow at night
Now he loved every girl
- Blue Umbrella
Feelings are strange
Especially when they come true
And I had a feeling that
You'd be leaving soon
So I tried to rearrange
All my emotions
But it seems the same
No matter what I do.
- Bruised Orange
My heart's in the ice house come hill or come valley
Like a long ago Sunday when I walked through the alley
On a cold winter's morning to a church house
just to shovel some snow.
I heard sirens on the train track howl naked gettin' nuder,
An altar boy's been hit by a local commuter
just from walking with his back turned
- Caravan of Fools
The dark and distant drumming
The pounding of the hooves
The silence of everything that moves
Late at night you'll see them
Decked out in shiny jewels
The coming of the caravan of fools
Like the wings of a dove
- Daddy's Little Pumpkin
Daddy's Little Pumpkin"
You must be daddy's little pumpkin
I can tell by the way you roll
You must be daddy's little pumpkin
I can tell by the way you roll
Why it's quarter past eleven
And you're sleeping on the bedroom floor
- Day is Done
Do you like me?
Well I hope you do
Cause if you like me
Then I think I'm gonna have to like you too
We'll share our things
And have some fun
Then we'll say goodbye
- Dear Abby
Dear Abby, dear Abby
My feet are too long
My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong
My friends they all tell me that I've no friends at all
Won't you write me a letter, won't you give me a call
Signed bewildered
Bewildered, bewildered
You have no complaint
- Everybody
While out sailing on the ocean, while out sailing on the sea
Bumped into the Savior and He said pardon me
I said "Jesus you look tired", He said "Jesus so do you"
Won't you sit down son 'cause I got some fat to chew"
You see everybody needs somebody that they can talk to
Someone to open up their ears and let that trouble through
Now you don't have to sympathize or care what they may do
- Flashback Blues
While window shopping through the past
I ran across a looking glass
Reflecting moments remaining in a burned out light
Tragic magic prayers of passion
Stay the same through changing fashions
They freeze my mind like water on a winter's night
Spent most of my youth
- Glory Of True Love
Oh, the glory of true love
Is a wild and precious thing
It don't grow on old magnolias
Or only blossom in the spring
No, the glory of true love
Is it will last your whole life through
Never will go out of fashion
Always will look good on you
- Great Rain
Great rain great rain
I thought I heard you call my name
Great rain great rain
I thought I heard you call my name
I was standing in the station
Waving down an unmarked train
There's a fire at the junction
- He Forgot That It Was Sunday
"He Forgot That It Was Sunday"
The motel lights were blinkin'
On my chartreuse four door Lincoln
On the dock the fish were stinkin'
I simply didn't have a care
And the old men sit 'round the cracker barrels
- Hello in There
We had an apartment in the city
Me and Loretta liked living there
Well, it'd been years since the kids had grown
A life of their own, left us alone
John and Linda live in Omaha
And Joe is somewhere on the road
We lost Davy in the Korean war
And I still don't know what for, don't matter anymore
- Humidity Built the Snowman
Does he still think about her
Why there was never really any doubt
Every time he lights a candle
Or blows a candle out
The scientific nature of the ordinary man
Is to go on out and do the best you can
I don't think that you know
- I Had a Dream
I had a dream last night
Last night I had a dream
Everything was black and white
And it smelled like gasoline
We stood in the corner
And I held you tight
I kissed your mouth
Till my head got light
- I Hate It When That Happens To Me
"I Hate It When That Happens To Me"
Well I once knew a man who was going insane
He let love chase him right up a tree
It took the police and a fire truck
Just to bring him back down
Oh, I hate it when that happens to me
- I Want To Be With You Always
"I Want To Be With You Always"
I lose my blues
Only when I'm with you
No one else can do
You're in my heart to stay
But when I'm gone and I'm all alone
I'll be singing this song
- Illegal Smile
When I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad
Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won
And it was twelve o'clock before I realized
That I was havin' .. no fun
Chorus:
But fortunately I have the key to escape reality
- In Spite Of Ourselves
She don't like her eggs all runny
She thinks crossin' her legs is funny
She looks down her nose at money
She gets it on like the Easter Bunny
She's my baby I'm her honey
I'm never gonna let her go
He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays
- It's A Big Old Goofy World
"It's A Big Old Goofy World"
Up in the morning
Work like a dog
Is better than sitting
Like a bump on a log
Mind all your manners
Be quiet as a mouse
- It's Happening To You
"It's Happening To You"
Well it's the same old song
Boy meets girl
And girl meets boy
They carry on
They close their eyes
And kiss until the world is gone
- Jesus, The Missing Years
"Jesus, The Missing Years"
[Spoken:]
Jesus... the missing years
It was raining. It was cold
West Bethlehem was no place for a twelve year old
So he packed his bags and he headed out
- Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian
well, i packed my bags and bought myself a ticket
for the land of the tall palm trees
aloha, old Milwaukee
hello, Wai-ki-ki
i just stepped down from the airplane
when i heard her say,
"waka-waka-nooka-looka
waka-waka-nooka-looka
- Living in the Future
(originally named "jumpin jehosaphat")
Jehosaphat the mongrel cat
Jumped off the roof today
Some would say he fell but I could tell
He did himself away
His eyes weren't bright like they were the night
We played checkers on the train
- Lulu Walls
One evening getting dark
We first met at the park
Just sitting by the fountain all alone
I lifted up my hat
And then began to chat
She said she'd allow me to see her at her home
Chorus:
- Maureen, Maureen
"Maureen, Maureen"
Maureen, Maureen,
I shot a doctor last night on the airplane
Well, they said he wouldn't hurt us
But he got me real nervous and mean
He was fat and he stank
And God knows that he drank more than we do
- Me, Myself And I
"Me, Myself And I"
Well, tonight I'll throw a party and I know who I'll invite
There's a strange and lonely person with whom I'll spend this night
There'll be no old sad memories to haunt me till I die
In that room there'll be a bottle
And me, myself and I
In that room there'll be a bottle
- My Darlin' Hometown
"My Darlin' Hometown"
Far away over the sea
There's a river that's calling to me
That river she runs all around
The place that I call my hometown
There's a valley on the side of the hill
- My Old Kentucky Home, Goodnight
Oh, the sun shines bright
On my old Kentucky home
'Tis summer,
The old folks are gay
Well, the corn top's ripe
And the meadow's in the bloom
While the birds make music
All the day
- New Train
Full blown silence in an empty room
A former bride and a former groom
A folding table and a folding chair
A folded hand of poker there
All new directions must go everywhere
Big round people in a cool little square
You can't cut it with a boat or a plane
- One Red Rose
"One Red Rose"
The rain came down
On the tin roof
Hardly
A sound was left
From the birthday party
The kitchen light
- Only Love
"Only Love"
You may live alone and close your eyes
Some folks do
You may dream a dream that's twice your size
All night through
When the morning comes who's to tell your dreams to
Only you
- Out Of Love
Barley malts and does eat oats and little girls are lively
And your liveliness has left me in a brew
So I'm sitting here just drinking beer
Cause there's nothing else to do.
And when I'm out of love, I'm out of you.
We were so happy, honey when we were together
Why we should have won a ribbon colored blue
- Paradise
When I was a child my family would travel
Down to Western Kentucky where my parents were born
And there's a backwards old town that's often remembered
So many times that my memories are worn.
Chorus:
And daddy won't you take me back to Muhlenberg County
Down by the Green River where Paradise lay
- People Puttin' People Down
People that are sad, sometimes they wear a frown
And people that are kings, sometimes they wear a crown
But all the people who don't fit
They get the only fun they get
From people puttin' people down
People puttin' people down
- Rocky Mountain Time
The station was empty
Trains were all gone
Reached in my pocket
And waited for dawn
Chorus:
The clock played drums
And I hummed the sax
- Sabu Visits The Twin Cities Alone
"Sabu Visits The Twin Cities Alone"
The movie wasn't really doing so hot
Said the new producer to the old big shot
Its dying on the edge of the great Midwest
Sabu must tour or forever rest.
Hey look, ma
- Sam Stone
sam stone
came home
to his wife and family
after serving in the conflict overseas
and the time that he served
had shattered all his nerves
and left a little shrapnel in his knee
but the morphine eased the pain
- Six O'Clock News
"Six O'Clock News"
Wanda had a baby in nineteen fifty one.
The father was a stranger and a stranger was the son.
Call that child James Lewis, call these rooms a home.
Change all them diapers, polish all that chrome.
C'mon, baby, spend the night with me
- Sleepy Eyed Boy
"Sleepy Eyed Boy"
Where are the boot straps
To lift myself up?
Where is the well
Where I once filled my cup?
Where does this sorrow
All turn into joy?
- Sour Grapes
I don't care if the sun don't shine
But it better or people will wonder
And I couldn't care less if it never stopped rainin'
'Cept the kids are afraid of the thunder
[Chorus:]
Say sour grapes
You can laugh and stare
Say sour grapes
- Souvenirs
(Steve Goodman)
All the snow has turned to water,
Christmas days have come and gone.
Broken toys and faded colours are all that's left to linger on.
I hate graveyards and old oawn shops,
For they always bring me tears.
I can't forgive the way they robbed me of my childhood souvenirs.
- Speed of the Sound of Loneliness
You come home late and you come home early
You come on big when you're feeling small
You come home straight and you come home curly
Sometimes you don't come home at all
So what in the world's come over you
And what in heaven's name have you done
You've broken the speed of the sound of loneliness
- Sweet Revenge
I got kicked off of Noah's Ark
I turn my cheek to unkind remarks
There was two of everything
But one of me
And when the rains came tumbling down
I held my breath and I stood my ground
And I watched that ship go sailing
Out to sea
- Take A Look At My Heart
I seen my old lady's boyfriend
He don't look nothing like me
'Cept for a bit of confusion
Same kind she laid on me
You don't know what you're getting into
She's gonna tear you apart
You're going places I've been to
- That's How Every Empire Falls
He caught a train from Alexandria
Just a broken man in flight
Running scared with his devils
Saying prayers all through the night
Oh but mercy can't find him
Not in the shadows where he calls
Forsaking all his better angels
That's how every empire falls
- That's the Way the World Goes Round
I know a guy that's got a lot to lose.
He's a pretty nice fellow but kinda confused.
He's got muscles in his head that ain't never been used.
Thinks he own half of this town.
Starts drinking heavy, gets a big red nose
Beats his old lady with a rubber hose,
Then he takes her out to dinner and buys her new clothes
- The Bottomless Lake
Here's the story of a man and his family
And a big trip that they took
Well, I heard all about in a restaurant
And I read it in a history book
They rented a car at the Erie Canal
But the car didn't have no brake
Said ma to pa "My God this car
- The Frying Pan
"The Frying Pan"
I come home from work this evening
There was a note in the frying pan
It said fix your own supper babe
I run off with the Fuller brush man
[Chorus:]
- The Oldest Baby In The World
"The Oldest Baby In The World"
She's got the mind of a child
And a body peaking over the hill
Well, she would if she could
And she should but nobody will
With her nails painted red
And her hair so unnaturally curled
- There She Goes
"There She Goes"
Hey, there she goes
Well I thought she'd never leave
Heaven knows
Well it sure gives me the creeps
You know I went and loved that woman
To the power of height
- This Love Is Real
I can taste your lipstick in the wine
I can feel your heartbeat close to mine
With your love wrapped around me
I'm silent and still
I know that this love is real
I have tasted other lips I thought were true
I have looked into the eyes I thought were you
- Yes, I Guess They Oughta Name a Drink After You
Oh I get drunk most every night
Seems like all we do is fight
The more I drink
The less I feel blue
Sometimes I feel like an awful fool
Spendin' my life on an old bar stool
And yes I guess they oughta name a drink after you
- You Never Can Tell
It was a teenage wedding
And the old folks wished 'em well
You could see that pierre
Did truly love the mademoiselle.
And the young monsieur and madame
Have rung the chapel bell,
"see'est la vie,"
-say the old folks