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chorus:
a mask of my own face
i’d wear that!
i’d wear that!
i’d wear a mask of my own face
i’d wear that!
i’d wear that!

My mind's this cave
So dark, no moon, no stars
No sound, just hearts and walls of art

Strange things happen for no reason
That's all I know
My mind's this cave
So dark, no moon, no stars, no stars

I ask a question,
I let it go just like a balloon.
I'll never need to know.
No need to waste time holding the string.
I already know that I love everything.

I ask for nothing,
but maybe I'm lying.

Beneath apocalyptic snowflakes from above
We're not in peril, we are in apocalove

So let's go walking, or Christmas shopping
No, let's do something a bit more shocking
Let's go to the windmill
Let's find some catharsis
Let's go to the graveyard in cover of darkness

They call me the Dark Lord Voldemort!
I’m a sucker for evil of any sort,
as long as I get to zap my foes away!
And boy, I love this magic spell—
I can send my enemies straight to hell!
It’s such a blast I do it every day.
Okay!

In the year 2004, we were opening the door
To a pathway full of sunny looking times.
In the year 2005, stopwatch futures took a dive,
Leaving us with nothing more than cents and dimes.
In the years we’ve yet to see,
We do not know, but we agree
That there will be no rest,
We’ll pass our test,

If you are not busy right now,
close your eyes and spin in your chair.
Everything's moving when you stop and look out.
It won't stay still no matter where you stare, oh.

This is hardly my cup of tea.
It could be a problem if I try to stand up.
I'm so sorry that I made you join in.

Extra clever earthbound spirit
Ghost in the form of a mongoose
And I have hands and I have feet
I'll never die, I am a freak
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall
I know, I might be small but I am a freak
Thou wilt never know what I am
I am the fifth dimension and I will split the atom

One, two, three, four.

Today has a way
Of scarring your eyes
With negative light,
But it's a disguise.
I put on my shades
And see through the lies.

Nobody's cool as we, nor quite as esoterically far out.
We're so far out it's creepy.
I don't think they'll ever get the groovy standards that we set for love,
but they're not smart like we be.

They have no roses.
Subconsciously they envy us a lot.
They look down their noses and see a couple of dorks with more love than they have got.

I'll quit my job the day I die
I'll quit my job the day I die
I break my back and never cry
I break my back and never cry
I'm losing all my hair, losing all my hair
I'm losing all my hair because a man provides
I'm standing on a chair, standing on a chair
I'm standing on a chair because I earn my life

It was a Friday
I saw a movie, but it wasn't very long
So I snuck into another one
Employees caught me. They threw me out into the mall
All in all, it was pretty fun
But then it happened: I bumped into a random guy
He said "Excuse me," and he tried to walk away
But I had just had a psychic vision

In an aeroplane
I was flying
Just a flight attendant guy
I can be clumsy
And I stumbled
Out the door into the sky!

Now I am falling through the air

Jaws the shark!
Lurking in the dark of the depths of sea, one day on a lark
Decides to get rowdy, get real violent
Takes a vay-cay up to Amity Island

Sunshine lotion fun in sun
Blood in the ocean, everybody run
Cuz it's crazy how few fucks this shark gives

My kitten, my kitty cat.
When she's content she purrs.
She thinks the house is hers.
But you won't like her when she's angry.
No, you won't like her when she's angry.
Angry, angry.
She's cuddly.
She's lovely when she's in a happy mood.

i tire of your mind games
i'm sick of playing don't wait daddy
good sir, no more rock-paper-scissors for me

but wait
are we not civilized gentlemen here
i challenge you to a battle of knives

Die hard fans adored your hands
They loved your throat and quote unquote "you"
Hey, remember Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson really happened
Delta Echo Alpha Delta, walking on the moon forever

You are dead and buried, you are dead (Oh no)
That's being revised!
Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs

Market Town
What a doozy walking 'round
With all these putrid people everywhere
"You've gotta buy this!"
Screams a whiskey stinking vermin vendor
Holding up a rotten pear

But I hold on to my dollar

I got money in my pockets and money in my shirt.
I can pay for dinner, I can pay for dessert.
I'm a rich man now, and I look so cool.
I don't have to work or go to school.
I pay for the drinks in all of the clubs.
I go to Subway and get ten foot subs.
I bought my dog a diamond ring,
'cuz I can spend money like it ain't no thing.

There lived a merchant in the days of old
who is remembered for the things he sold.
No silly trinkets silver, bronze or gold.
So I'm told, so I'm told.

He made a most delicious pumpkin pie,
which he presented to the passersby.
Before the sun set he'd be all but dry.

Are you unhappy girl
In this confusing world
Where everything you earn
Is getting left to burn
If it were up to me
Then living would be free
And I can give you that
And I can give you that

Redesign your logo
We know what we’re doing
We are here to help you
Everything’s connected
Time is of the essence
We live in the future
Color makes us hungry
Everything’s connected

Cold and windy
Dark and stormy
Let me float your way
Please don't ignore me
What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man
(An ambient man)
A trick of the light to love you tonight
You don't understand, there's nothing quite like a soft, fuzzy man

I lose track of my many adversaries
They catch wind of whatever I say
My whole life's getting awfully precursory
And maybe it's time I meandered away

Because life is a mean one
I've only seen one sky
And it's not so grand

All that he does is chip away.
Each day he sticks to his routine:
Putting the pieces on.
Building a big machine.

He ran out of room inside his room
and so he moved it all outside.
Now it's a bit too big.

The man in stripes and glasses...

The man in stripes and glasses...

The man in stripes and glasses shouted
"Where am I?"
Before a giant cartoon magnifying glass invaded from the sky and made a red and white bespectacled skeleton out of the poor guy

One two three five…

You went out, you turned west
You went numb, you felt possessed
You fell down, you blacked out
You woke up to stare and shout
You saw there a dark void
The whole world had been destroyed

You know that I am called the count
Because I really love to f***
Sometimes I sit and f** all day
But Sometimes I get carried away

I f*** slowly,slowly,slowly getting faster
Once I start in f***ing its very hard to stop
Faster,faster it is so exciting

Old Godzilla was hoppin` around
Tokyo City like a big playground.
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade,
And hit Godzilla with a bat-grenade.
Godzilla got pissed then began to attack,
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq.
Who pursued to open up a can of Shaq-Fu,
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue.

I think it's time for you to know the awful truth
The truth about me, and the truth about you
'Cause you're a brand new species
Big cat, space Nazis, Robert Stack
God damn it, gonna snap, Leonard Nimoy
Call me back (Call me back)

I try to call you every day

Drumsticks, cake mix, watermelon,
Taco shells, soda pop,
Lemon, apple, olive oil, Cheerios,
Green grapes, purple grapes,
Lettuce, pretzel, corn, ketchup,
Orange juice, hot dogs, chicken noodle soup.

Toy food!

Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex

Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles

When he died
Turns out he left behind a mansion full of other people's skulls
The odd thing is, they never found his own, when he died
When he died
He somehow left behind strange symbols on the floor beneath his corpse
Investigators said the wood was scorched, when he died

When he died they found so many scorpions inside his lungs

I look at you all see the love there thats sleeping
While my keytar gently weeps
I look at the floor and I see it need sweeping
Still my guitar keytar weeps

I dont know why nobody told you
how to unfold you love
I dont know how someone controlled you

Enemy, lasagna,
Robust, below, wax,
Semiautomatic, aqua,
Accompany, slacks,
Why, coffee, gymnastic,
Motorcycle, unibrow,
Existential, plastic,
Extra, nightly, cow,