- Attack Of The Wrath Of The War Of The Death Of The Strike Of The Sword Of The Blood Of The Beast
You've heard of the beast and the things he has done
Like the number, the strike and command
But no metalhead is prepared for the onslaught
Of violent shit he has planned
He's got machine guns and hatchets and swords
And some missiles and foods with trans-fats
He will unleash mass destruction, you're dead
- Axe Cop
8. Axe Cop
One day at the scene of a fire
I found the perfect fireman's axe
That day I became Axe Cop
Now I needed a partner
I had try-outs and hired a partner
His name was Flute Cop
- Black Metal Sucks
Over there in Norway, the churches all burn down
Let's go dress in goth clothes and get painted like a clown
Awesome leather armbands with spikes like two feet long
Hair is parted down the middle, frowning like a frog
In league with the devil, talking Satan, skulls and hell
Making mommy mad, cause that's original
If you hate good music, then it can't hurt to go
- Born Of The Bomb
Last living thing has been brought to its knees
and the multiverse worships the King
Dimensional empire of smoldering worlds,
their ruler is standing alone
The earth is a tomb and the sky is its pall
and the dust is the people that failed
Regarding his realm in its thundering death
- Crossover Songs Are Too Damn Short
I don’t have a problem with pizza or beer
or tons of mutated cannibal creeps
No, I don’t have a problem with any of that,
but crossover songs are too damn short
I don’t have a problem telling people to mosh,
hell, I’ve done it myself once or twice
No, I can’t throw stones at any of that,
- In The End, Devastation
Mesozoic era, age of reptiles
Permian period, mammals live in exile
All at once there's a fire in the sky
A wave of pure destruction in a sudden flash of light
Cretaceous--Tertiary extinction event
And everything is once more set to rights
- Wage Slave
Working class scum of the world consume
And commute and imbibe and repeat
Living upon borrowed money and land that
Is owned by the hidden elite
Hope is manufactured between the commercials
And is taken to heart in the child
Credit line kicks in to sustain aspirations,