- Alfie
Ooooo deary me,
My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed,
I tell him he should get up cos it's nearly half past three
He can't be bothered cos he's high on THC.
I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea,
I can't even see him cos the room is so smoky,
Don't understand how one can watch so much TV,
My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see.
- Friday night
Friday night last orders at the pub,
Get in the car and drive to the club,
There's a massive crowd outside
So we get in to the queue
It's quarter past 11 now
We won't get in till quarter to.
It's quarter to and we get to the front,
- Fuck you
Look inside,
Look inside your tiny mind
Now look a bit harder
Cause we’re so uninspired,
So sick and tired,
Of all the hatred you harbour
So you say,
- Not Big
Now listen I think you and me have come to the end of our time,
What d'you want some kind of reaction?
Well, OK, that's fine,
Alright, how would it make you feel if I said you that you never ever made me come?
In the year and a half that we spent together,
Yeah, I never really had much fun.
All those times that I said I was sober,