- Bats in My Belfry
Bats in my belfry and rain on my roof
Even my teddy bear stays so aloof
Flies that go walking on leashes so long
Even my parakeet wears a sarong
Sometimes I wonder, but mostly I dont
I always say "yes" but usually I wont
Elephants flying way off to the moon
Even my sun dials stuck at high noon
- Coming To Take Me Away
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
- I Live in a Split-Level Head
I´ve lived in apartments, I´ve lived in a home
I travelled in trailers when I used to roam
But now in these places you won´t have me dead
´Cause I´m happy I live in a split-level head
I do what I want to, no worries, no care
If anyone bugs me I climb up my stairs
Way up to a level where I feel no threat
- I'm In Love With My Little Red Tricycle
Thirty days have Septober
April, June, and Nowonder
All the rest have peanut butter
All except my dear grandmother
She had a little red tricycle
I stole it
I am in love with my little red tricycle
- Marching off to Bedlam
One, two, three!
Here we go!
Bedlam, bedlam!
Ho, ho, ho!
Knock, knock, knock!
Come right in!
Youґre the people from the looney bin!