- Draining the Lizard on a Dead Gay Wizard
Dumbledore died a pretty long while ago
But his followers mourn to this day
A tragic event, we wish that he didn't go
Then we later found out that he was gay
Well I was dicking around outside the castle grounds
And I found the beloved man's grave
So to pay my respects I set some flowers out
And I water them in my own special way
- Fan Fiction
It's leaking out of the brains of kids who must be deranged
They post it everywhere you can find
Of people living or dead, this stuff should never be read
Unless you wanna see slash of all kinds
It's made for cartoons and bands and it gets so out of hand
You'll almost never find something that's clean
I tried to gouge out my eyes, a little part of me died
- Final Destination
Billy gets a happy meal at Micky D's
Goes inside the playplace to have fun
But he suffocates and drowns in the ball pit
It looks like once again the evil clown has won
Holy geez, oh my god
Life is gone, yeah
La la la la
- Hulkulele
I'm giant, I'm strong and the mutant of the town
You know that I'm near when a building tumbles down
But smashing and bashing has never been my goal
Cause really, deep down I got the music in my soul
I'm the Hulk, and I just wanna play the ukulele, oh
But I sulk when the others tell me that I'm crazy, oh
Spider-Man says that I can't cause my hands will crush it flat
- Raichu a Song
Smoking Weedle and Im feeling Gloom
And Im Koffing and Weezing and I dont know what to do
Then my hopes Bellossom as she passes by
She reminds me of the Starmie sky
Gimmie a Chansey though I seem a bit Farfetchd
I Heracross my heart that Im better than the rest
All my life I think Ive been Seaking Mew
- The Fault in Our Death Stars
You showed the urge to defeat your father
I brought the dark side out inside of you
I spared the beam from your large intestine
And you still got your hand
You stand up high and the force is controlled
You've got my DNA I nside of you
I get a feeling when you man the controls