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Rodney Carrington - All The Reasons

i dont like poodles and popurie
pastel colors aint good on me
i need a woman that i can squezze
these are the things that i believe

i like john wayne in overalls

Lift me up each day
Even though you've gone away
Your Spirit dances in my mind
In my heart, and in my soul
The life you lived, The Love you left
The one's you've touched, we won't forget
You give us strength in time of need
My Friend, My Angel Friend

Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy
There's too much hate and killin goin on
But when I see the bare chest of a woman
My worrys and my problems are all gone
No one thinks of fightin, when they see a topless girl
Baby if you would show yours too, we could save the world

Show them to me, show them to me

Another year has come and gone
And I'm still here holdin' on
To this riffle and a picture of my kids
Sayin' it's a holiday

Sure as him, don't feel that way
Don't think Jesus meant for it to feel like this

(Speaking) Good evening. Your dream is here, for I am Carlos.

You think I'm sexy, and your right.
Come a little closer, I won't bite.
I see the love that's in your eyes.
Between my legs, you'll find a prize.
For I am what you're dreaming of,
because I'm Carlos, man of love.

Dear Penis,
I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.

It used to be you and me,

Rodney Carrington - Dear Penthouse Lyrics

Dear Penthouse: I’m a freshman at a small Midwestern university
And I never thought something like this could happen to me
When my teacher with the dynamite ass, asked me to stay after class
And she started to undress
I can’t forget the statement she made
If you drop you pants I’ll raise your grade

He's got jokes & a million dollar style.
A stage & a story he can make the crowd roar.
Yea he sure knows how to make a man smile.
He'll put on a wig, or he'll dance a jig.
& everyone for miles Come to sit & laugh
when the funny man ... Smiles.
A full house tonight. He's got em laughing out loud.
He sings them a song 'bout his crazy mom

We fell in love and got married
Back in 1993
People said you had a rocky past
It never mattered to me
You say I’m the only one,
But there’s pictures on our wall
Of you and your x boy friend
Kiss’n at the mall

One beer then I’m gone
The ugliest women that I’ve laid eyes on
got together and decided to come here
They’re not pretty
They’re not small
I don’t give a damn at all
Tonight I’m only having just one beer

I was 12 years old when I learned to masterbate
I was peekin through my brothers door staring at his date
She wasn't fine but I didn't care and I barely had any pubic hair
Long as she moved hell that's ok with me

When your 12 years old your dick will grow whenever the wind starts to blow
It's hard to explain but the feelings great
Lord I love to masterbate

If you play your cards wrong
You can take me home tonight
You've got all the makings
Of my future ex-wife
I've got 3 bucks
My credit sucks
And my future don't look to bright
If you play your cards wrong

They say our love is taboo
that what were doing is wrong
but I don't care what they say 'cause my love is so strong
they tell us we should be ashamed
were not husband and wife
but I cherish each moment with you
I'm so glad you're in my life

Put your clothes back on,
I'd rather be alone.
Your thing is all worn out now get on home.
You've had too many lovers,
They've worn off the hair.
There ain't no way I'm goin in there.
Put your clothes on,
and get on home.

Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy
There's too much hate and killin goin on
But when I see the bare chest of a woman
My worrys and my problems are all gone
No one thinks of fightin, when they see a topless girl
Baby if you would show yours too, we could save the world

Show them to me, show them to me

Some of them are hairy, Some of them are bald
Some are kind of scary, And this is what they're called
VagiHaaaina!(vagina)
VagaHoooo!(vagina)
They call that thing..vagina
Some belong to virgins, They're really tight and strong
But big or small i love em'all
That's why i sing my song!

I came home last night somethin' wasn't right The car in the driveway was gone A note on the table said I wasn't able To give her the things that she wants I didn't see it comin' my mind started runnin' How could she have left me this way Now I'm just wishin' someday she'll listen 'Cause I know just what I would say
I wish she would have left quicker I woulda had lots more fun There coulda been shots of tequila With Sherry and Sheila Bikinis with bottoms no tops Someone's happy man With no ring on my hand I wish she would of left quicker Bartender pour me some liquor She's finally gone now the party is on I wish she would of left quicker
I had my chances passed up advances Tryin' to be a good guy I worked hard till sundown I always felt rundown Tryin' to do what was right Had no way of knowin' where this thing was goin'

Now it's clear it went on way too long Maybe someday baby I'll get my way When she hears the words to this song
I wish she would of left quicker I woulda had lots more fun I know a bartender hottie She's workin' Friday Boys I'd love to give it a try And I think you know why 'Cause I'm a single guy I wish she would of left quicker Bartender pour me some liquor She's finally gone now the party's on I wish she would of left quicker All my friends now they keep tellin' me I need some time to heal But the only thing that I'm thinkin' 'bout Is how good I feel
I wish she would of left quicker Bartender pour me some liquor She's finally gone now the party's on I wish she would of left quicker She's finally gone now the party is on I wish she would of left quicker I feel good boys Wohhhh