- BB Gun Song
Keep It Rollin Sammy:
I'd Like to shoot you in the ass with a BB Gun
Lay there in the tall grass and laugh at what I done
Put a blood blister up on each bun
I'd Like to shoot you in the ass with a BB Gun
I'd Love to rub your tooth brush on a sick monkey's butt
- If You're Gonna Be Dumb, You Gotta Be Tough
If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
When you get knocked down you gotta get back up,
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but I know enough, to know,
If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
Well, I drenched my brain with Rot-Gut whiskey
'Till all my pain was chicken fried
And I had dudes with badges frisk me
- If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
When you get knocked down you gotta get back up,
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but I know enough, to know,
If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
Well, I drenched my brain with Rot-Gut whiskey
'Till all my pain was chicken fried
And I had dudes with badges frisk me
- Party In My Pants
There's a party in my pants and you're invited,
A big fiesta in my trousers and I'm excited,
I'm so happy my lil' cupcake and I can't hide it,
There's a party in my pants and you're invited.
I'm sick and tired of being sad and broke an busted,
I'm takin' leave of my troubles today,
I never think you don't wanna get shattered,
- Somebody Gonna Get Their Head Kicked In Tonight
Well, now the band is rockin'
And everybody's feelin' alright ALRIGHT!
Said, Wednesday evenin' there's sure gonna be a fight
BE A FIGHT!
Ah, Somebody's gonna get their head KICKED IN TONIGHT!
Now the crowd is screamin' and
Everybody's shoutin' for more MORE!
Said there's gonna be a pool of blood on
- There's A Party In My Pants, And You're Invited
There's a party in my pants and you're invited,
A big fiesta in my trousers and I'm excited,
I'm so happy my lil' cupcake and I can't hide it,
There's a party in my pants and you're invited.
I'm sick and tired of being sad and broke an busted,
I'm takin' leave of my troubles today,
I never think you don't wanna get shattered,