Bang Bang LuluChorus :
Bang Bang Lulu, Lulu's gone away,
Who are we gonna bang bang, when Lulu's gone
Away,
I took her to the pictures, we sat down in the stalls,
Every time the lights went out, she grabbed me by
The .....
Jingle BallsDashing through the snow, almost in the nude,
Santa's bollocks glow, how nice to be so rude.
The bell at the whorehouse rings, he's reserved a cracking tart,
She always wears his foreskin down,
And at sixty-nine she don't fart.
Chorus:
Jingle balls, jingle balls, shag 'em all the way,
Wayward BoyI walked the street with my prick to my feet,
I heard a voice come to me,
A lovely maid looked out and said,
"I need someone to screw me !"
Said I, "My dear, you needn't fear,
For I have heard your pleading,
It's very plain I can ease your pain,
I've got just what you're needing."