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I'm in Tokyo
looking for a Ho
Tried to score some blow
but I don't speak Japanese
Find a geisha girl
Take her for a whirl
Wrap a tuna roll on my dick
And the bitch is on her knees

I would give you the stars in the sky
But theyґre too far away
If you were a hooker youґd know
Iґd be happy to pay

If suddenly you were a guy
Iґd be suddenly gay

If you love your lady then here's some good advice
If you want her to stay with you then don't go treating her nice
If you buy her flowers she'll drop you twice as fast
So do what Steel Panther does and stick it right in her ass

Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
F*ck that lady right

Alright!

Yeah!

C-c-come on!

Fuck the goo goo dolls, they can suck my balls
They look like the dorks That hang out at the mall

Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world
She took the midnight train going anywhere
Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit
He took the midnight train going anywhere

A singer in a smoky room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night

Here we go

Whoa

Ooo whooa

She's looking good,
From head to toe

City nights, summer breezes makes you feel all right
Neon lights, shinin' brightly make your brain ignite
See the girls with the dresses so tight
Give you love, if the price is right
Black or white, In the streets there's no wrong and no right, no

Outta site, buy your kicks from the man in the white
Feels all right, powder pleasure in your nose tonight

saw her drinkin' beer,
Eatin' peanuts by the bar,
I was pretty desperate,
And I knew she had a car,
She said her name was Debbie,
She was a friend of Jenny Craig's,
She had breasts like watermelons,
And breath like rotten eggs.

Oh yeah,
Uh, sexy
Oh yeah,

Delivering pizza on a Saturday night
I was cranking Van Halen and looking tight
Ten extra sausage went to Shady Oak Drive
I'm lucky that I left there alive

Well, I bet you never guessed
When you came to the show
You'd be getting on the bus with me
And doing some blow
your mama's in the parking lot
Looking for you
She's gonna find you when I'm done
All covered with goo

Don't you go potting a deal
Don't you buy a gucci chest
If it comes down to you or a pile of cash
I can tell you what she's gonna choose
The girls got her hands on a 2" ring
On a brand new Mercades Benz
She's gonna suck all the money from your bank account
Then she'll fuck all your friends

She’s got bitching blonde hair and big blue eyes
Our tour bus hit her now she’s paralysed
I saw her sittin’ by the stairs, crying in her wheelchair
As people laugh and walk on by

I scooped her up and dragged her to the second floor
Wiped the drool off her chin and I was ready to score (I got lucky!)

Last night, I got so high
I think I had sex with the cable guy
Well I’ll admit, it would’ve been funny,
But that pole smoker stole all my drug money
I buy chronic every week or so
But I do it when I’m really really high on blow
I’m wide awake, but it’s hard to count
I paid 1100 dollars for a quarter ounce!

Yeah

You are my fire
The one desire
Believe when I say
I want it that way
But we are two worlds apart
Can't reach to your heart

Fuck yeah, we fuckin' rock
We like chicks that suck our cocks
We drink in the morning
Do coke all day
Look at me babe, I'm okay
I'm fuckin' horny babes
So here's the truth
You're not that pretty but you got great boobs

If you really really really really love me then you really really really
Gotta show me don't whine when I put it in your booty or if I'm up all
Night playin call of duty never hassle me because I'm unemployed if I sleep
All day don't get annoyed then I'll know that you really really really
Really really really love me.
If you really really want to make me feel nice don't ever make me have ask
Twice let me have the keys to your mercedes don't complain when I bring
Home some ladies if I get fat and look like an egg lie to me tell me I'm in

It is the future... year 6969. Somewhere out in Megaspace. The Pelozees of
The Lesbodyke Nebula, in order to continue breeding after removal from the
Universe their last remaining enemy, men, created the PIL - Penile
Impregnation Lingumbot. Rezark SP - a prototype PIL, accidentally launched
Into chrono-space during the hyperfiber wars, has programmed a self
Replicating evo-loop and drifts for a kilo-year, alone and sentient in a
Tele-operative trajectory above Planet Three-S: formerly known as Earth.
Lowering his astrogate to Planet Three-S, Rezark SP, the last surviving

If you don't golf that's okay
You can be a tiger anyway
Lie through your teeth when things get tough
Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Fertilizing ladies in the neighborhood
Get real rich and you will find

Sleeping on a park bench, in chilly October
Currently homeless from a recent foreclosure
I need a place to stay
You say you'll grant my wishes
I got no money but you tell
Me I can wash the dishes!

Sexual tension, we both can feel it

Sleepin' on a park bench
In chilly October
Currently homeless
Or is it foreclosure?
I need a place to stay
You say you'll grant my wishes
I got no money
But you tell me I can wash the dishes

Have sex (yeah!)
With every female of the species he say
The end is near (yeah!)
So don't you worry about the hiv
Get drunk (yeah!)
Till you puke all over the floor
We're gonna die tomorrow
So let's get hammered like never before

On the street where you live girls talk about their social lives
They're made of lipstick, plastic and paint, a touch of sable in their eyes
All your life all you've asked when's your Daddy gonna talk to you
You were living in another world tryin' to get your message through.

No one heard a single word you said.
They should have seen it in your eyes
What was going around your heart.

Ho ho ho!
Santa's gettin' ripped and he's lost some weight
He's on a low-carb diet and he's lookin' great
He's got a sack full of rubbers and you better believe
The ladies will be screaming on Christmas Eve!
He delievers the sexy and he never fails
The rest of the year he works at Chip and Dales!

WHY IN A WORLD OF UGLY FACES
SHOULD I, BE ALLOWED TO BE SO HOT
SO MANNY PEOPLE WITHOUT TALENT
YET I WAS BORN WITH ALL THE MAGICAL GIFTS I GOT.

THE PERFECT BODY, THE PERFECT FACE
ITS LIKE GODS BEST WORK ALL IN ONE PLACE
BUT THE HATERS HATE PERFECTION

Extra Extra read all about it
I wanna show kinda ya something new
Now If your having trouble just getting a boner
Here's something cool that'll work for you
It's way better than a Dirty Sanchez
Some will say that it's a bit extreme
Close your eyes and spread your legs now
What I'm about to do will make you scream

So you say you like candy canes
All the ladies do
Candy canes were meant for sucking
So don't you think about trying to chew

How about a little eggnog
I got a homemade recipe
You're gonna get love-drunk on my eggnog

The food will be great
And the drinks will be free
And all the sexy girls will wanna party with me
The weed will be toked
And Colombian coke
Will be snorted off some stripper boobs and that's no joke
It's the party of the century that's right
Unfortunately it's tomorrow night

So you're big and kinda hairy
Like a monkey at the zoo
I don't care if you're a monkey
With an ass that's red and blue
Cause I'm gonna fuck you doggy-style
The way chihuahua's do
But I got one request
That I just have to ask of you

I want to tell you 'bout something fun
So I wrote you this song
If you've ever been to Disneyland
You know the lines can be real long
But I got a ride that the bitches love
And you won't have to wait at all
All you've got to do is ditch your boyfriend
And give sexy Michael Starr a call

Your beauty is deeper than the sea, but you're still working on your abc's
When you're with me and you speak your mind I'm afraid of what my friends might find

Because you're beautiful when you don't talk

The kind of girl that I would stalk, but you open your mouth and you break the spell
Talking doesn't do you well
More beautiful than the rarest jewel