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Велз: Я снова цел!

Оба: Чёёёёёёёёёёёёёёёёёёёрт!

Велз: Чёрт вас имел, вот ваш удел*,
А вы облажались, ведь я снова цел*!
И мир будет мой, вы двое - отстой,
И оба умрёте, ведь медиатор снова мой!

Я ВО ПЛОТИИ!!
Бляяяяяяяяяяяяяя!
Да, вам пиздец, вы в полном дерьме!
Теперь я здесь, и вы у меня отсосёте!
Мир будет моим, и начну я с вас!
И сейчас я выберу, каким способом вы сдохнете!!
Погоди! Погодиии! Погодии!
Ты, уёбок в маске! Мы вызываем тебя на рок-поединок!

All you people up there in City Hall,
You're fuckin' it up for the people that's in the streets.
This is a song for the people in the streets,
Not the people City Hall.
All you motherfuckers in the streets it's time to rise up,
Come along children and fuckin' rise!
Lots of times when me and KG are watchin'
All the fuckin' shit that goes down at City Hall,

Dear penis, I don't think I like you any more,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all you do is stare at the floor,
Oh, Dear penis, I don't like you any more.

It used to be you and me,
A paper towel and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by,

Dear Penis,
I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.

It used to be you and me,

Dio has rocked (echo: rocked) for a long, long time,
Now it's time for him to pass the torch.
He has songs of wilderbeasts and angels,
He has soared on the wings of a demon.

It's time to pass the torch,
You're too old to rock, no more rockin' for you.
We're takin' you to a home,

Oh the dragons balls were blazin'
As I stepped into his cave.
Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles,
With my long and shiney blade!
'Twas I who fucked the dragon,
Fucka lie sing fuck a loo!
And if you try to fuck with me,
Then I shall fuck you too!

Friendship is rare,
Do you know what I'm sayin' to you?
Friendship is rare.
My derriere,
When you find out much later
That they don't really care.
It's rare to me, can't you see?
It's rare to me, can't you see?

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please

This is a song
for the ladies
but fellas... listen closely

You don't always have to fuck her hard
in fact sometimes that's not right to do..
Sometimes u got to make some love
and fuckin give her some smooches too..

’m the only gay Eskimo
I’m the only one I know
I’m the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe

I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka
But all I want to do is get into his parka
I’m the only gay Eskimo

It was a big day on jesus Ranch
Jesus Ranch
He was harvesting a big tomato
It was in the sand, alright

I'm taking a walk in the woods,
And it's nice outside
Smells of shit

Kooonnnng!
There is nothing on Earth that is nearly as strong,
As Kong!

Kooonnnng!
In the jungle he lives, that is where he belongs,
King Kong!

Last week, Kyle quit the band,
Now we're back together, uh.
Misunderstanding, didn't understand.
Doesn't matter, now we're back together again.
Oh la la la la la.
Couldn't split up Kato and Nash. (that's true)
Couldn't split up Tango and Cash.
That's also true!

Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee,
Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee,
We're talkin' fuckin' Lee.
I had a friend named Lee,
He cast a spell a spell on me.
If me and Lee and KG could be three,
Flyin' free Tenaciously,
Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee,

"Low Hanging Fruit"
Tenacious D
From "Rize of the Fenix" (2012)

Well me and Kage are hungry
We're hungry for some fruit
We wander through the garden
It would be a hoot

[Talking]
Do another one here
This is my version of Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville
Little different thought we had to bring it up in to the 90's
Its now called marijuanaville (eh eh eh eh eh)

Rollin my homegrown smoking a big bone
I look at the ganja covered with oil

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yeah!

I do not need
(He does not need)
A microphone
(A microphone)

Down where the sasquatch hide,
In the misty mountainside,
He's got shiny diamonds that he's got to protect,
Look into the sasquatch eye,
Did you know that sass could fly?
Sasquatch is my daddy and he's going to protect, me!
Half man, half machine,
On the cover of a magazine,

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know I will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane!

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
my presense is a diamond on a platinum chain!

Cause it's the Pick of Destiny child,
you know we will be rockin' cause it's fuckin' insane.
It's just the Pick of Destiny child,
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain.

In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage.
When he buskin he was all the rage.
He met Jables and he taught him well.

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know I will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane!

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
more precious than a diamond on a platinum chain!

When the pick of destiny was released it was the bomb
And all the critics said that the deed was done
The sun had set and the chapter had closed
But one thing no one thought about
Was he d wound rise again
Just like the phoenix

We'll rise again

This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage
Nothin' could stop him when Jables and Kage hit the stage
And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and went to make movies
Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams

And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno
He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage
He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doin' mushrooms

This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage
Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage
And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and when to make movies
Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams

And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno
He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage
He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doing mushrooms

"The Government Totally Sucks"

The government totally sucks
You motherfucker
The government totally sucks

Ben Franklin was a rebel indeed
He liked to get naked while he smoked on the weed

You can't kill the metal
The metal will live on
Punk Rock tried to kill the metal
But they failed as they were smacked to the ground

New Wave tried to kill the metal
But they failed as they were stricken down to the ground
Grunge tried to kill the metal

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know I will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane!

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
my presense is a diamond on a platinum chain!

Moses came down from the hell
Holding the rules in his hand
Looked all around, suddenly found
No one was listenin' now it's time to throwdown

So throwdown
Yeah, throwdown
Well throwdown

Moses came down from the hill
Holding the rules in his hand
Looked all around, suddenly found
No one was listenin' now it's time to throw down

So throw down
Yeah, throw down
Well, throw down

To be the best, we gotta pass the test
We gotta make it all the way
To the top of the mountain!
We can do it again!

To feel the high, we got to learn to fly
We got to take it to the sky
On the wings of an eagle!

It could've been disaster til the pupil found his master!
Something rhymes with master!
He's teaching him in the ways of rock!
His fingers move with blinding speed!
Within my mind he'll plant the seed!
I'm proud to be amongst his learned flock!
He teaches me!
Besieges me!

And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,

High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds,
There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly.
Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck.
Yeah, yeah.
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now?

[spoken]

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(Уч.) НЕЕЕЕЕЕЕТ!