- Burn the Bills
They Call Me 7 Days a Week 6 Times a Day
They Only Want One Thing, They Want for Me to Pay
I Ain't Got, Ain't Got, Got What You Want
So I Will, I Will, Ignore Your Calls
Your Wasting all Your Paper, Your Wasting all The Tree's
Your Wasting all the Stamps on the Bill's Your Sending Me
I Ain't Got, Ain't Got, Got what You Need
- Busted
I Was Seeing My Ex Dude
I Was Seeing Another Girl Too
So She Gained Suspicion Like Another Girl
My Girlfriend Ex Checked My Cell Phone Texts and I Got
Busted Oh Yeah
And I got Busted Oh Yeah
You're Gonna Get Busted Oh Yeah Oh
- Drink a Beer For Me
I’m Working Hard this Weekend Drink a Beer For Me
At a Popular Theme Park With My Family
Drink a Beer For Me
Drink a Beer For Me
Drink a Beer or 2 For Me
Drink a Beer For Me Drink a Beer For Me Drink a Beer For Me
I’m Hanging Out With Ian Drink a Beer For Me
- Life Without Horses
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
I Used to Be a Decent Guy
And Then You Came Into My Life
Long Term Committed Relationships
- Lovesong
This Is a Lovesong for Cigarettes Because I Need Them
Addictions are Better than Mouths to Feed
So I’ll Be the One to Feed them
And the Man Standing in your Living Room
Warned Me Not To Say This
But My Head’s Been Fucked Up
Way too Long to Find it
Within Myself to be Embarrassed
- Porch Unplugged
I Spit Before I Kiss You
I Pray Before I Fuck You
I Say to God that I’m Not Ready To Be a Dad
I’m Pro-Coice Like Eddie Vedder
Has Made My Life Choices Better
It only Cost’s 300 Dollars Not To Be a Dad
We Never Would of Known that Fella Jeremy Without Pro-Choice
- The Coin Collector
Give Me Back My Furniture
Give Me Back My Litrature
Give Me Back a Picture of How a Normal relationship Works
Give Me Back My Tattoo Artist
So He Can Finish Drawing On Me
Give Me Back My Alcohol That I Bought
Because I Need it to Drink it All
- Today's My Birthday Play 1989
Today’s My Birthday Play 1989
Hungover Tomorrow I Won’t Remember this Time
I’m Gonna Get Fucked Up and Be that Little Infant
That Came Out of My Momma’s Crimson Bleeding Cunt
I’m 21 I’m Getting Drunk
The Counting Crows Played this Day When I Was Young
The Emotron Plays This day i’m 21