- 100,000 Fireflies
I have a mandolin
I play it all night long
It makes me want to kill myself
I also have a dobro
Made in some mountain range
Sounds like a mountain range in love
But when I turn up the tone
On my electric guitar
- A Chicken with Its Head Cut Off
Eligible, not too stupid,
intelligible and cute as Cupid,
knowledgeable, but not always right,
salvageable and free for the night
Well my heart's running round
like a chicken with its head cut off
all around the barnyard
- A Pretty Girl Is Like...
A pretty girl is like a minstrel show It makes you laugh
It makes you cry You go It just isn't the same on radio
It's all about the makeup and the dancing and the Oh,
a pretty girl is like a violent crime If you do it wrong
you could do time but if you do it right it is sublime
I'm so in love with you, girl, It's like I'm on the moon
I can't really breathe, but I feel lighter A melody is like
a pretty girl Who cares if it's the dumbest in the world
- Abigail, Belle of Kilronan
Abigail,
Can you feel my heart in the palm of your hand
And do you understand
Why I can't stay
Abigail,
An evil wind is blowing through the land
And they need every man
- Absolutely Cuckoo
[don't fall in love with me yet
we only recently met
true i'm in love with you but
you might decide i'm a nut
give me a week or two to
go absolutely cuckoo
and when you see your error
then you can flee in terror
- All My Little Words
You are a splendid butterfly
It is your wings that make you beautiful
And I could make you fly away
But I could never make you stay
You said you were in love with me
Both of us know that that's impossible
And I could make you rue the day
But I could never make you stay
- All The Umbrellas In London
if i make it tonight it'll be all right
it'll make a good song or something
i've been trying to give myself reasons to live
and i really can't think of one thing
i drive around, i walk around in circles
'cause i've got no sense of direction
and i guess i've got no sense at all
- Andrew In Drag
A pity she does not exist, a shame he's not a fag
The only girl I ever loved was Andrew in drag
There is no hope of love for me from here on I go stag
The only girl I'll ever love is Andrew in drag
Andrew in drag, Andrew in drag, Andrew in drag, yeah
I don't know why I even went, it's really not my bag
- Bitter Tears
Bitter tears keep me going
through the years, freely flowing
What have you done
Only a gun
could stop these bitter tears
The endless streets I walk along
you made them seem pretty
but no I dress in country songs
- Born On A Train
Some roads are only seen at night.
Ghost roads, nothing but neon signs.
But some nights the neon gas gets free
And turns into walking dead like me.
And I've been making promises I know I'll never keep.
One of these days I'm gonna leave you in your sleep.
- California Girls
see them on their big bright screen
ten and blonde and seventeen
eating nonfood keeps them lean
but they're young forever
if they must grow up
they marry dukes and earls
I hate california girls
- Come Back from San Francisco
Come back from San Francisco.
It can't be all that pretty,
when all of New York City misses you.
Should pretty boys in discos distract you from your novel,
remember I'm awful in love with you.
**You need me like the wind needs the trees to blow in.
Like the moon needs poetry, you need me. **
- Desert Island
I'll be the madness that carries you away
I'll be the sadness to light your darkest day
I'll be the desert island where you can be free
I'll be the vulture you can catch and eat
Desert island
Love is all around
Desert island
- Either You Don't Love Me Or I
Lost roads and towns of which nobody's found the name.
All the children drowned and there's no one around to blame.
Lost roads and towns left to wilder in seed and snow.
As the sun goes down that's where I'd like to go.
***
Every time you feel wonderful, baby, I feel bad.
Either you don't love me or I don't love you, oh yeah.
- Epitaph for My Heart
"Caution: to prevent electric shock do not remove cover
No user-serviceable parts insde Refer servicing to qualified
service personnel"
Let this be the epitaph for my heart Cupid put too much poison in the dart
This is the epitaph for my heart because it's gone, gone gone
and life goes on and on anon and death goes on, world without end
and you're not my friend Who will mourn the passing of my heart
Will its little droppings climb the pop chart Who'll take its ashes and,
- Fido, Your Leash Is Too Long
Fido, your leash is too long
You go where you don't belong
You've been digging in the rubble
Gettin' bitches in trouble
Fido, your leash is too long
Fido, your leash is too long
I don't know where I went wrong
- i can't touch you anymore
You wanna know if we fell in love too fast
You wanna know if this is well too good to last
You're asking the wrong questions
You're opening the wrong doors
I love you, i can't touch you anymore
I can't touch you anymore, there's so much to hate you for
I love you, i can't touch you anymore
- I Don't Believe You
So you quote love unquote me
Well, stranger things have come to be
But let's agree to disagree
Cause I don't believe you
I don't believe you
You tell me I'm not not cute
Its truth or falsity is moot
- I Don't Know What To Say
I Don't know what to say
I don't know what to say
I don't know what to say
I don't know what (to say),
I could say I want you that would be a bore
Maybe in a font you've haven't seen before
I could say I'll haunt you 'till your dying day,
- I Don't Really Love You Anymore
I Don't Really Love You Anymore
True, I'd give my right arm
To keep you safe from harm
And true, for you, I'd move to Ecuador
And I'd keep a little farm
Chop wood to keep you warm
But I don't really love you anymore
- I Don't Want To Get Over You
I don't want to get over you. I guess I could take
a sleeping pill and sleep at will and not have to
go through what I go through. I guess I should take
Prozac, right, and just smile all night at somebody new,
Somebody not too bright but sweet and kind who would
try to get you off my mind. I could leave this agony behind
which is just what I'd do if I wanted to, but I don't
want to get over you cause I don't want to get over love.
- I Shatter
Bang there was you too gold too blue You told the truth.
I cried. You flew. You called me mad (and I am mad) as i shatter
Some fall in love I shatter You make it rain. Too bleak, too stark.
Should night not fall you make things dark... Bang here am I
No one nowhere no ground no sky no light no air
- I Think I Need A New Heart
Time stands still All I can feel is the time standing still
as you put down the keys and say don't call me please
while the radio plays "I Think I Need a New Heart"
You've lied too but it's a sin that I can't tell the truth
cause it all comes out wrong unless I put it in a song
so the radio plays "I Think I Need a New Heart" just for you
"I Think I Need a New Heart" cause I always say I love you
when I mean turn out the light and I say let's run away
- I Wish I Had An Evil Twin
I wish I had an evil twin,
running round doing people in.
I wish I had a very bad
and evil twin to do my will,
to cull and conquer, cut and kill,
just like I would if I weren't good
and if I knew where to begin.
- I'm Sorry I Love You
A single rose in your garden dwells
Like any rose it's not itself
It is my love in your garden grows
but let's pretend it's just a rose
Well I'm sorry that I love you
It's a phase that I'm going through
There is nothing that I can do
and I'm sorry that I love you
- In My Secret Place
Time swings like a wrecking ball into things
Youth fades as quickly as a hit parade
But as the days go by in the gray world outside
Days grow on colorful trees
In my secret place, in my secret place.
They'll sell you tickets for their carousel don't pay
- Living in an Abandoned Firehouse With You
You're in your own little world: an expensive birdcage;
Like a plastic baby in a Faberge egg
I saw you today at the Cafe Blase
And thought of the nights when we had fire fights
Nameless seaside ghost town...
That's where I go when I see the moon
Living in an abandoned firehouse with you
You're in your own little head in a field of sunflowers
- Long-Forgotten Fairytale
Someone told me you’d be here
Whispering these familiar things
Talking to my little pet, smoking the same old cigarettes
…I would have laughed
I saw you last in summertime
You said you hated long goodby-y-yes
You said, “There’s nothing to explain, in every life a little rain”
- Love Goes Home To Paris In The Spring
I'm counting the habits you made me break
I'm counting the drugs you won't let me take
I'm counting my friends you won't let me see
I've had enough, you never give me anything
Don't you know love goes home to Paris in the spring
Adding up the odds, I've waited for you
- Love Is Lighter Than Air
Summer, summer, summer
Slowly turned into fall
Me and my baby doll
Never went to the beach
Somewhere, somewhere, somewhere
Was a place we could run
On the sand with the sun
- Love Is Like A Bottle Of Gin
It makes you blind, it does you in
It makes you think you're pretty tough
It makes you prone to crime and sin
It makes you say thing off the cuff
It's very small and made of glass
and grossly over-advertised
It turns a genius into an ass
- Meaningless
Meaningless?
You mean it's all been meaningless?
Every whisper and caress?
Yes yes yes it was totally meaningless
Meaningless
like when two fireflies flouresce
Just like everything I guess
Less less yes, it was utterly meaningless
- My Only Friend
billie you're a miracle and god knows i need one
Sing me something terrible that even dawn may come
You and me we don't believe in happy endings
Hey lady day can you save my life this time?
Can you cry so beautifully you make my troubles rhyme?
Hey lady day can you save my life again?
My only love has gone away
- No One Will Ever Love You
If you don't mind why don't you mind
Where is your sense of indignation
You are too kind
Much too kind
Where is the madness that you promised me
Where is the dream for which I paid dearly
When things go wrong I sing along It
is the nature of the business
- Nothing Matters When We're Dancing
Dance with me my old friend
once before we go
Let's pretend this song won't end
and we never have to go home
and we'll dance among the chandeliers
And nothing matters when we're dancing
In tat or tatters you're entrancing
Be we in Paris or in Lansing
- Please Stop Dancing
Please stop dancing in my head
I have cried till I'm half dead
Please stop dancing in my head
Please stop dancing in my mind
I have cried till I'm half blind
Please stop dancing in my mind
- Queen Of The Savages
My girl is the queen of the savages
She don't know this modern world
and its ravages
Instead of money she's
got yams and cabbages
She lives in a dome
I don't care if I never get home
My girl is the queen of the jungle folk
- Reno Dakota
Reno Dakota there's not an iota of kindness in you
You know you enthrall me and yet you don't call me
It's making me blue, Pantone 292
Reno Dakota I'm reaching my quota of tears for the year
Alas and alack you just don't call me back You have just disappeared
It makes me drink beer
I know you're a recluse, You know that's no excuse. Reno, that's just a ruse
Do not play fast and loose with my heart
- Seduced And Abandoned
Seduced and abandoned and baby makes two,
Baby, abandoned by you
Seduced and abandoned and what can I do?
I think I might drink a few
Seduced with a grin,
I was taken all in
Taken in sin
- Strange Powers
on the ferris wheel
looking out on Coney island
under more stars than
there are prostitutes in Thailand
our hair in the air
our lips blue from cotton candy
when we kiss it feels
like a flying saucer landing
- Summer Lies
We used to dance like it was going out of style
when you loved me for a while
and I remember every word you ever said; every kiss
We used to sing all the oldest songs we knew
but the words were never true for you
or was it all a game of solitaire played in the dark?
All the sweetest things you said and I believed were summer lies
- Tar-heel Boy
tar-heel boy sings a song
about a girl who ain't comin' home
by-'n'-by
she worked too long in the mill
she gone to those rollin' hills
in the sky
- The Book Of Love
The book of love is long and boring
No one can lift the damn thing
It's full of charts and facts and figures
And instructions for dancing
But I---
I love it when you read to me
And you---
You can read me anything
- The Death Of Ferdinand De Saussure
I met Ferdinand de Saussure
On a night like this
On love he said
I'm not so sure
I even know what it is
No understanding
No closure
It is a nemesis
- The Doll's Tea Party
At the dolls' tea party
We fritter away
The long afternoon
of a warm summer day
With extended pinkies and pink cloisonne
Cups and saucers and pots
And a liberty tray
- The Luckiest Guy On The Lower East Side
Andy would bicycle across town
In the rain to bring you candy
And John would buy the gown
For you to wear to the prom
With Tom the astronomer
Who'd name a star for you
But I'm the luckiest guy on the Lower East Side
- The Nun's Litany
I want to be a Playboys bunny
Id do whatever they asked me to
Id meet people with lots of money
And they would love me like I loved you
I want to be a topless waitress
I want my mother to shed one tear
Id throw away this old sedate dress
- The One You Really Love
I do believe our love's in danger
I might as well be loving air
You look at me like I'm a stranger
You look at me like I'm not there
I gaze into your eyes of blue
But their beauty is not for me
You're thinking of someone who's gone
- The Things We Did and Didn't Do
All the things I knew I didn't know and didn't want to know
That you told me just to tell me later that you'd told me so
Come flooding back to me now Come on Come flooding back to me now
All the things you said you'd never say and you said anyway
The things we did and didn't do The things we did and didn't do
Come flooding back to me now
- the trouble i've been looking for
Crows in the trees spanish hotels by the sea
we wave goodbye airplanes draw swords in the sky
I'm so rich and you're so bored
Are you the trouble I've been looking for
You go out and you slam the door
Are you the trouble I've been looking for.
- The Way You Say Good-Night
So faraway and so alone
How could I ever take you home
You're beautiful, beautiful
You've got a devastating point of view
And everything you say is true
You're beautiful, beautiful
- Till the Bitter End
Through sleet and snow,
And storm and hail
Through every degradation
And betrayal
Past rhyme, and reason,
And beyond the pale,
Darling, I will love you
- too drunk to dream
Sober, life is a prison
Shit face, it is a blessing
Sober, nobody wants you
Shitfaced, they're all undressed
Sober, it's ever darker
Shitfaced, the moon is nearer
Sober, you're old and ugly
Shitfaced, who needs a mirror?
- Two Characters In Search Of A Country Song
[Verse 1]
You were just like me
You were one big bruise
In the game of life, we were playing to lose
You were Jesse James
I was William Tell
You were Daniel Webster, I was the Devil himself
- Underwear
A pretty girl in her underwear
A pretty girl in her underwear
If there's anything better in this world
who cares
- Washington, D.C.
W a-s-h i-n-g t-o-n, baby, D.C.!
W a-s-h i-n-g t-o-n, baby, D.C.!
Washington, D.C.
It's paradise to me
It's not because it is the grand old seat
Of precious freedom and democracy
No, no, no
It's not the greenery turning gold in fall
- When My Boy Walks Down the Street
Grand pianos crash together when my boy walks down the street
There are whole new kinds of weather when he walks with his new beat
Everyone sings hallelujah when my boy walks down the street
Life just kind of dances through ya from your smile down to your feet
Amazing he's a whole new form of life
Blue eyes blazing and he's going to be my wife
The world does the hula-hula when my boy walks down the street
Everyone thinks he's Petula so big and yet so petite
- Why I Cry
Moons in June I've given up on that stuff
Arms have charms but I've no hope of falling in love
The rest of life pales in significance
I'm looking for somebody with whom to dance
With whom to dance? With whom to dance?
I'm looking for somebody with whom to dance.
- World Love
When the rhythm calls the government falls Here come the cops
From Tokyo to Soweto viva la musica pop We are black & white
and we dance all night down at the hop and the letters were tall
on the Berlin Wall viva la musica pop so if you're feeling low
stuck in some bardo I, even I know the solution
love, music, wine and revolution love, love, love music, wine and revolution
This too shall pass so raise your glass to change and chance
and freedom is the only law shall we dance...
- You And Me And The Moon
Brian Wilson 1960 and vine
Summer kisses
In a pendleton shirt
Songs and gentle words
Granted wishes
When you look in my eyes I go soft inside
And the sound of your voice sends
- You Must Be Out Of Your Mind
You think I'll run, not walk, to you
Why would I want to talk to you?
I want you crawling back to me
Down on your knees, yeah
Like an appendectomy
Sans anesthesia
Chorus:
- You're My Only Home
I will stay if you let me stay and I'll go if you let go but I won't go far
away because you're my only home I will hide what you want hidden and I'll
roam if you say roam but I'd just as soon you didn't because you're my only
home When you cancel dinner plans When you cross the street and you don't
take my hand When you make impossible demands I wish I didn't understand, but...
- Zebra
So we got married in Venice in June
So what?
We circled the Earth in a hot air balloon
So what?
And the rest of our lives
Is one long honeymoon
Well, that doesn't mean we're in love
If you really loved me