- 10 Don'ts for Honeymooners
Don' t ski naked down Mt. Everest
With lilies up your nose
Don' t punt up the Ganges in a vest
And holler 'Thar she blows'
Don' t fish for tunny in Meat Madras
With blotting pads as bait
Don' t converse with shrimps of higher class
- Achilles
If you want to be a bad boy with a motorbike (Ask Mr Jones)
If you want to just do them, all the things you like (Ask Mr Jones)
He's rotten, he don't wear cotton
Come on, come on
When you feel like hitting him but you don't know how (Ask Mr Jones)
When you need to just have a hit, and you need it now (Ask Mr Jones)
He's scary, his back's hairy
- Allhallowtide
Swing yourself from tree to tree
Follow me to the den of the tameless
Licking whip, on our blood, we'll slip
Life dyes crimson, our hair
Allhallowtide
Where we will be perfect, inhuman
Allhallowtide
- Alphaville
(Alphaville) She slits her senseless skin
(Alphaville In time to Fred Astaire
(Alphaville) I know you're always there
(Don't look now) She's so debonair, she's a manic depressive
(Don't look now) She's a millionaire, and her bills are excessive
(Alphaville) She feels her senses wane
- B-I-D Spells Bid
I am true unto my name
I am free from sin and blame
I have no desire for fame
But it's Bid with a B-I-D
Cos B with a Z spells 'bz'
I am pure in heart and mind
I am selfless, good and kind
- Black Are The Flowers
I am the eye in the mind of a man who has courted fame
Selling the rights to the key of the door to another plane
[Chorus]
Black are the seeds on my hand
Black are the rays of the sun
Black is the rain from the sky
And black are the flowers
- Bliss
So you want to be my girlfriend
Wax my moustache in the morning
I'll curse you over breakfast
Where's my coffee; call this a boiled egg?
It's runny, or hard
Yes, it's hard
I never said it would be fun
- Cast A Long Shadow
Well, I woke up in the mornin' with a Stetson on my head
(Ride, ride 'em down)
Had a saddle for my pillow and a prairie for my bed
(Ride, ride 'em)
I am a cowboy, I ride all night long
And I sleep under the stars above
- Christine
When he was young, his mother used to say of him
This boy will be a girl, or look as if he should
And sure enough he did
Each night he'd close the door, take off the sweater that he wore
And put on a dress, his mother's best
And sure enough he was
Oh, Christine, tell me where you go ]
- cilla black
I'm looking for a little girl
Who's not so pretty not so plain
She's just the sweetest little girl
I can't remember her name
I'm gonna searching 'till I find
Because I think I'll lose my mind
I'm looking for a little girl
- Cloud 10
I've preened the feathers on my wings
And I've polished my halo
I've heard my knell on church bells ring
And I feel it's time to go
Jesus, Jesus, give me your answer do ]
I'm half crazy all for the love of you ] (Chorus)
- Clover
I know a boy, he's got
Mother tattoed on his shoulder
Seen him on TV, but
Then he's very much older
I know his name and I know his address
The number of his extension
I've got a picture of him in a dress
Looking after my pension
- Cowboy Country
Well, I've got that creepy feeling
Nothing peaceful, nothing easy
Oh, it can't be cowboy country
I'm not feeling bright or breezy
Oh, I've got this creepy feeling
And it feels like something's ended
It's all gone quiet in my head
Something's broken, can't be mended
- Crystal Chamber
Clinging vines with sharpened thorns will tear your skin
The gate is guarded by a dusky mannequin
Flowers bear their teeth and spit their acid scent at you
Lovers stir their silver hearts into the strangest brew
[Chorus]
In the crystal chamber I can see
The hyperactive painter beckons me
- Eine Symphonie Des Grauens
I’m dead and dank and rotten
My arms are wrapped in cotton
My corpse loves you, let’s marry
(Get smart, once)Every night at sleepy time
(Get smart, twice)I hang my skin out on the line
(Get smart, sing) Oh, darling, would you be, be mine
- Expresso
I left my heart in a wooden case
With chains and locks all around its base
I'm on my way to surgery
I'm as happy as a boy can be
Can be
I left my brain in a metal sieve
With cancer injected, just to stop it live
- Fun for All the Family
The painter was dismissed today
We paid him off and put him away
He'd drawn us true to life and then
He'd just refused to do it again
For we were not amused at all
To see a painting upon the wall
Which clearly showed what fools were we
- Goodbye Joe
Walking to the big screen
Oh, and he looks so good in Technicolor
Kissing him in your dreams
Oh, and, you know, Paul Newman's that much duller
Than him; and you know it's true
It's a sin when he sees you
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye (Chorus)
- i'll scry instead
Dear Madame Maenad, in answer to your ad
I enclose a cheque for eleven pound, ten
My time of birth is nine twenty-three a.m.
Dear Madame be clear
Will I be rich next year
Please send me my birth chart in the s.a.e.
And I'll allow fourteen days for delivery
- Ici Les Enfants
Oh, pretty baby, you've been driving me wild
With the face of a woman and the body of a child
I saw your first take and all the out-cuts
You've been driving my middle-aged blood pressure up
Ici les enfants do paradis ]
Ici les enfants do paradis ]
Ici les enfants ] (Chorus)
- Jacob's Ladder
Oh take my heart and let it beat
To the sound of dancing feet
Then take those feet and let them glide
My baby's sweet, gonna be my bride
I've got a girl, she's got a man
All of God's children, they clap their hands
I've got her heart and she's got mine
- Little Noises
I am not here now
Bow down to her, bow at her feet
You must keep still, you are her seat
So young and fresh, so young and sweet
She will have you
[Chorus]
Little noises of contentment and pleasure
- Love Goes Down the Drain
The creature from the black lagoon
He sits inside her warm, wet womb
He says, â??Mirror, mirror, tell me truly:
Is my hair dank and unruly?â??
Down and down and down I go
When love goes down the drain
Down and down and down I go
- Martians Go Home
Sterile seraphs in green satin
Swiss liqueurs and cherry brandy
Misty mystics whisper Latin
Mark, meet Jane, meet Sam, meet Sandy
But your Gemini is weary
Your Aquarius not cheery
And my fascinating theory
- Mindfield
His schizoid personality
Fragmented at the age of eight
His grandmother brought him to me
For treatment, but it was too late
For he has tasted blood
And his mind- his mind is mud
And it's black, oozing mud
- My Deep Shoreline
I can see your silhouette, approaching in the rain
Your hair spread like a fishing net, with promises of pain
You can try to cast it on me but a shadow will you gain
My deep, deep shoreline
Is much further than you can see
My deep, deep shoreline
Is where you'll never be
- Oh Angie
Angie's got a limousine
A sleek young American
Built like a stallion, I hear
Found him in a rock club
Where all the bands go
Just stand around and they drink beer
Angie says it's not like you
- On The 13th Day 1979
On the thirteenth day my true love gave to me (x3, Chorus)
Corrugated horse flesh candy in lime marmalade
Dolphin heads in aspic with a butterfly brocade
(Chorus)
Lyre-birds in a stained glass cage, with lightning rods as plumes
- Rest, Unquiet Spirit
Rest, Unquiet Spirit
Bliss-damp arabesques upon the soft shade of a skin
This lamp, you'd like to turn on, but I know you'd never win
There's a lure that's hanging from the top deck of an ark:
A pure creation that shuns the voices of the dark
And your candle has been lit
- Strange Boutique
Style 1: I cut your face into shreds
In black or white, orange, green or red
I want to be a devil
Style 2: I crush your chest with barrage
In small or medium or extra large
I want to be a devil
- The Jet Set Junta
Tick, tock, go the death watch beetles in él presidente’s swill
Pop, pop, goes the Cliquot magnum at the reading of the will
Hiss, hiss, goes the snakeskin wallet stuffed with Cruziero bills
Here we come, the jet set junta ]
Here we come, the jet set junta ] (Chorus)
Broom, broom, goes the armoured Cadillac through Montevideo
- The Man with the Black Moustache
When he speaks he's never loud
You could lose him in a crowd
Changing color with the clouds
Self-effacing at the start
Oh so well he plays his part
Secret violence in his heart
- The Ruling Class
My old man's a Viscount
And he wears a Viscount's crown
He buys me Cardin trousers
Of a tasteful shade of dark brown
He got his blue at Oxford
And he pays my boating fees
He sends me Fortnum's hampers
- Tomorrow Will Be Too Long
Go easy, go easy, go easy
Go easy on your promises
And charity shown to clowns
Chansons d'amour are rising
On the other side of town
Listen to the music fade away ]
Blessed by a broken wand ]
- Wallflower
Hey little girl, don't you know you're too shy
When you say hello, they all say goodbye
Hey little girl, don't you ever learn
When you walk in they all seem to turn
When you walk in they seem to turn
They turn their heads away
Hey little girl, don't you know you're too plain