- Cafeteria Special
Cafeteria special
Kids, don't eat this mystery meat.
You don't know what it is,
So don't eat it please.
E v i l c a f e t e r i a w o r k e r:
I will grill it carefully for you.
- Purplehead
No one knows where he came from,
But now he dwells in every home.
Everybody thinks he's nice.
He's like a local Jesus Christ,
The greatest man in town.
Til kingdom come
He'll be around
- Sudden Christmas
Sudden Christmas
While they were sleeping,
The snow, it covered every roof in town,
Although it's summer.
Every house in Oak Hill
Is filled with Christmas spirit now.
It's kind of unexpected.
- Suzy Lee
Suzy Lee
B r e n d o n: Bobby and i were like 8 when this girl, Suzy Lee, she moved into the house across the street. She was lovely, but we didn't play with her, we didn't even talk to her. We were afraid to get a crush on her, fight over her. It's funny, but we even made a pact like... If one of us makes friends with her, he becomes a giant walking slimeball.
Never make friends with Suzy Lee!
Never make friends with Suzy Lee,
Or you'll become a giant booger.
Or you'll become a giant booger!
- The Boy Who Accidentally Flew to the Stars
The boy who accidentally flew to the stars
A guy called Steven
built a rocketship.
He did.
He dreamed of the stars
And faraway galaxies,
Poor Steve.