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Well, Texas Annie had a big fat fanny, and she drove a black sedan
She had Ben Wa Balls in her overalls and a trunk full of contraband.
And when the fog was thick, she'd pack her dicks, and sneak across the county line,
'Cause in Texas, any tool for masturbation is a crime.

Hard-livin' and promiscuous, she kinda liked the risk,
She was a liquor-drinkin' dildo-runnin' rascal.
With an electronic phallus for each housewife up in Dallas

I'm sweaty and stinky and covered in lube
There's wine in my navel, there's jam on my boob
Don't ask me for more, cuz I'm not in the mood
I'm sweaty and stinky and covered in lube

I went out last night hoping that I might find
Somethin' or someone to do;
Then I wound up makin' a handsome Jamaican

I've had eight hundred fifty seven lovers
And you're certainly the greatest of them all
You make me more than whimper like no other
You take me on the floor and off the wall

You're like an acrobat from poon tang circus
I've never even seen you wearing clothes
There's just one thing I need to make it perfect

Well, we've always had a bumpy ride
And this is where it ends
'Cause you don't like my attitude
And I don't like your friends
I can never be your baby
But I can be your booty call
Huh! You don't like my records
I don't like your TV shows

The wet spots - Do you take it?

Well my father says you're nifty
and you've heard of Baudelaire
and we both agree that human rights abuses are unfair

You understand your feelings
and you're not afraid to share

George likes toast
And coffee in the morning
He lives downtown
In a big apartment building

He rides his bike
And wonders what it would be like to kiss a guy
He's a guy