- 02. Rudolph the Red-faced Materialist
Rudolph the Red-faced Materialist
Rudolph the red-faced materialist
Working very hard like ass
He's never asking why it is
I should be working very hard like ass
All of his friends are mudha
- 02. You Are In A Whole Lot of Maya
You Are In A Whole Lot of Maya
You think you are cool, yeah. Simply chasing stool, yeah
I'm going to tell you all about the four rules yeah.
Way, way down inside, you need some purification.
I'm going to give you my realization
Give up every pinch of sense gratification. Whoa.
- 03. Denial of Inevitable
03. Denial of Inevitable
In the place where I come from
The filthy karmis, they watch TV
They do not plan for their next life
Simply wasting time in front of TV
They go to shopping mall, they go to restaurant
- 04. Karmi Grains
Karmi Grains
Prabhupada did not want eating in restaurant Karmi Grains
Karmis are lusty and rude. Guess what goes into your food? Karmi Grains
Unbelievably muchi. They even smoochy the poochy! Karmi Grains
I do not lie I tell you why we do not buy Karmi Grains
- 04. Yamaraja is Coming to Town
Yamaraja is Coming to Town
You better watch out, You are going to die
Get serious now. I'm telling you why
Yamaraja is coming to town
He's making a list, Punishing sin
Milk and cookies Will not pacify him
- 05. Bhagavatam Classes
Bhagavatam Classes
When you wake up in the morning in your filthy muchi bed
with some low-class rascal hoodlum sound vibration in your head
some so called music meant for nincompoops and asses
why dont’ you listen to Bhagavatam classes?
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
- 05. Frosty the Nondevotee
Frosty the Nondevotee
Frosty the Nondevotee
He did not believe in soul
He was always sad and totally mad
from lack of sense control
Frosty the nondevotee
- 06. A Visit From Lord Jagannatha
A Visit From Lord Jagannatha
A Visit From Lord Jagannath, Baladeva and Subhadra Devi
By Yama Niyama dasa Brahmacari, the duly initiated disciple of His Holiness His Holiness Bhakti Mayapur Mahaprabhu Maha-Mantra Maharaja
'Twas the day of Rathayatra, and all through the town
All the rascals were wasting time, hanging around
- 07. Believe There is God
Believe There is God
Believe there is God
You should believe there is God
Believe there is God. Of course He is there whether you believe or not.
Believe there is God
You should believe there is God
- 08. Big Maya Today
Big Maya Today
Big Maya Today. Big Maya today.
When you go for sense gratification you know you are in big maya today.
I had one friend. Very nice brahmachari.
I told him that he should stay that way or else he would be sorry.
He did not listen. Now he has one wife.
- 08. In Front of the Altar
In Front of the Altar
In front of the altar I do pause
Krishna is dressed as Santa Claus
Who is treating Lord this way?
Like department store display?
No,no,no. it cannot be so.
- 09. Filthy Karmi
Filthy Karmi
Karmi, you are rascal, gratifying senses, thinking you will be very happy someday
but you get no higher taste sending Sputnik into space
thinking too much highly of your own birthplace
Filthy, filthy karmi. Filthy, filthy karmi.
- 10. The Twelve Days of Krishna
The Twelve Days of Krishna
On the first day of Krishna my UNCLE offered me
A job pumping gas in Black Sea
On the second day of Krishna my GRANDPA sent to me
Monkey On A Stick and A job pumping gas in Black Sea
- 11. Chopping Down the Coniferous Tree
Chopping Down the Coniferous Tree
Chopping down coniferous tree
Such cruel, unusual thing
Killing the helpless entity
On which to hang their bling.
Chopping down coniferous tree
- 11. Sense Gratification
Sense Gratification
It is simply waste of time
Trying to please the senses and the mind
You get no relief, they give you no vacation
I’m talking about sense gratification
Sense gratification. Sense gratification, baby!
- 12. You Cannot Get Any Satisfaction
You Cannot Get Any Satisfaction
you cannot get any satisfaction
if you have way too many sinful reactions
but you try and you cry then you die don't you know why
you cannot get any, you cannot get any
You have got this human form
- 14. Unless You Plan To Stay In Maya
Unless You Plan To Stay In Maya
All right, pay attention:
Here is how to stop acting crazy.
Chant sixteen rounds, follow all the four rules.
Think yourself lower than the worm in the stool.
Give up all your filthy material desire,
- 15. Rascal Come And Take Prasad
Rascal Come And Take Prasad
Devotee cooked Prasad for one county fair.
The hogs, dogs, and asses they all like to go there.
They all stood around saying, "What is this?"
You should have seen them taste it they were rolling in the bliss,
So take Prasad.
Everyone take Prasad.
- 16. You Saw Her Chanting There
You Saw Her Chanting There
She was just a new bhaktin
You know what I do mean
And the way she looked was more than you could bear
You could not see her as mother, no.
When you saw her chanting there.