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RED:
So here we are, three mages on a quest,
Of course there's a fourth but as you might have guessed
he doesn't understand what it is to be a mage,
but we're gonna tell you now, gonna open that cage, gonna let you in,
gonna turn the page in the book that is the story of our lives, the glory of a Fantasy, a Final Fantasy, and if you wanna hear about it I'm the man to see

I am the red mage, I can do it all,

LYRICS:
Bub and Bob are dinosaurs who frolic in the nude
And they capture folks in bubbles and then turn them into food
So when their girlfriends are abducted by a penis in a cloak
Bub and Bob begin an epic quest and it’s no freakin' joke!

Bubble Bobble (Bubble Bobble!)
This game was real (This game was real!)

You’re gonna die! I’ll tell you why: Bubbles! Bubbles!
My tools are clean! Bu that I mean: Bubbles! Bubbles?!

You’re in trouble, make it double, I’ll reduce you to mega rubble
I’m not subtle, grab a shovel, dig your grave or you’ll die in a big puddle
Oh, Mega Man you’ve messed with the wrong robot this time
Face my wrath, I’m gonna clean your clock with a big bubble bath
I’ve got soap and water too, I’m gonna mix it all together and make some bubbles

LYRICS:
Here we go!
Tell y'all a story 'bout a cave,
Story bout a robot rollin' with a whole lotta bravery
Meets bunny people in the cave,
the Doctor's got a whim to put the people into slavery
Err'body's stuck inside a cave
Can't escape the island, world's smallest violin (skeet-dee-dee)

There's a game called Civilization where you get your own little nation
Be immortal, rule as you see fit, just one click and you can decree shit
From Civ 1 to Civ Revolution, it's your job to find the solution
Need advice from somebody wiser? Just ask Elvis, he's your advisor

Everybody thinks you're nobody important
If this were Fight Club, you'd be Edward Norton.
A gimp, a geek, a shrimp... they call you weak they call you wimp (and so lame!)

There's a game called Civilization where you get your own little nation
Be immortal, rule as you see fit, just one click and you can decree shit
From Civ 1 to Civ Revolution, it's your job to find the solution
Need advice from somebody wiser? Just ask Elvis, he's your advisor

Everybody thinks you're nobody important
If this were Fight Club, you'd be Edward Norton.
A gimp, a geek, a shrimp... they call you weak they call you wimp (and so lame!)

I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives
I look different in this game,
(I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor light, stethoscope)
I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high fives
Laughter's the best medicine, so BAH-HAH-HAH you fell down.
In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far
(What?! Liar! Boo.)
I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R.

I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives
I look different in this game,
(I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor light, stethoscope)
I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high fives
Laughter's the best medicine, so BAH-HAH-HAH you fell down.
In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far
(What?! Liar! Boo.)
I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R.

What if the Earthbound
Had
Lyrics?

Here we go!
Gather 'round, let's play Earthbound
A game that's sure to please
It's a sequel to some Mother game

LYRICS:
DISC ONE SPINS, AND A TALE BEGINS ABOUT A
PUNKY DUDE WHO’S EMO JUST A BIT?
HIS MEMORY’S SHIT, BUT HE’S REAL TIGHT-KNIT
WITH A CHILDHOOD FRIEND WHO HAS ENORMOUS… EYES!

HE TEAMS UP WITH A GUY WHO’S BASICALLY HOW
ASIANS THINK BLACK PEOPLE REALLY ACT, AND

Ghosts and Goblins are comin' for you tonight, they're gonna get you!
Ghosts and Goblins are gonna put up a fight,
ya gotta get through
zombies and bats and dragons and that's all
just to begin with, meanwhile you're in your underwear.
(Yes, that diaper there.)
So do beware 'cause they'll try to bite your wiener!

School sucks a big
School sucks a big
School sucks a big testicle soufflé
Every wannabe
Makes fun'na me
Yeah, I'm gonna be
Your boss someday

Eh-eh-eh-em

Hello, and welcome to the Brentalfloss show
Brentalfloss, that's my name
I like to be satirical and very often lyrical
With all your favorite tunes from video games

The album's name is Flossophy

Gotta run gotta run now, gotta run gotta run now
And spryly
Gotta climb gotta climb now
Way up highly
Gonna get gonna get you, Doctor Wily
I am Mega Man, here's my mega-plan, YOU DIE

Gotta run gotta run now, gotta run gotta run now

"I am Mega Man
I'm blue and cyan
The creation of Dr. Light, or "Right" (if you are from Japan)
Also known as Rockman.

My Mega Buster can cut the mustard
I'm a flustered am -
putee

SHOVEL KNIGHT!
HIS SPADE SHALL SMITE
AND HE WON'T TAKE ANYBODY'S SHITE!
NOT HE...
(TWO, THREE..)

LONG AGO, THERE LIVED A KNIGHT
WITH A LADY LOVE/OTHER KNIGHT

ONE TWO THREE FOUR
Shapes made of four colored blocks like a T or a box
Come down like falling bricks
You can place them in rows, but everybody knows
That they made this game for chicks (HEY!)

Mom just loves to flip and stack
Grandma says this shit is like crack! (Well it is!)

The noble pine stands alone
No one to see how tall it’s grown
In its frozen home
So it stands in the snow
And the north winds blow
It’s a cold little life here in Winters

And there’s a boy all alone

I had never seen a city in the sky before
Floating like an angel in the blue
I'd never felt this time-distorting high before
Until the day that I met you

And a one, and a two, and a one, two, INFINITE!

Let's begin another story on a shadowy sea

Won'tcha come on down to Rapture, jam a needle in your arm
It'll slowly corrode your genetical code, but it's all part of the charm
So you're a gross abomination, but in time you're gonna be...
So glad ya came on down to the best little town at the bottom of the deep blue sea

Hop in a bathysphere, take in the atmosphere, it's like New York, but with more fish
This unholy demon spawn looks like Joan Rivers in the morning,
but down here she's quite a dish

Link! You're on the alert again
So put on your skirt again!
Get ready to fight till it hurts
Have a nap, take a squirt, Begin!
Another adventure through the countryside!
Kicking some ass! Kicking some ass, Kicking some ass!
The baddies are on the rise since Ganon died
Stay off the grass! Stay on the road, get off the grass!

The past few days, they got you down in a real dark place
But you can't save the world staring off into space
I know you're scared, and so am I
But sooner or later, sooner or later things die, Vivi
Yeah that's how it is...

Try not to think too hard, Vivi, sometimes you have to smile
Set the world down, come on, go out and play