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What’s up Bitches!
- Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney
Mitt Romney:
I'm not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts
I'm rich! I've got fat stacks in super packs
We all know what went down in that 2008 election
You're a decent politician with a winning complexion
You're all Barack and no bite, with no change and we're all still hoping
That you'll shut your mouth, but like Guantanamo Bay they're both open
You're from the windy city, where you're looking pretty with your blowhards
- Bill Nye vs Isaac Newton
Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye - Text
[Sir Isaac Newton]
Of all the scientific minds in history
they put Beaker in a bow tie up against me?
I´m a master! I discovered gravity
I drop rhymes like they´re falling from an apple tree
You´re no match for me, you got a bach degree
- Doc Brown vs Doctor Who
Ooh, actually, if you don't mind, it's just "The Doctor"
Doesn't even really matter who. Who am I even talking to? Oh yes, you!
The wannabe Einstein, minus the 'stache
Travels through time but with no class
I'm saving the world while you dilly-dally
You can't even invent a way out of Hill Valley!
And calm down, will you? Everything is going to be fine!
You're not going to tear any wonky holes in any fabric of space and time
- Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters
Ghostbusters:
Are you tired of two geeks in mustaches,
Who can manage to be boring with explosions and crashes?
If you, or the Lorax, wanna bust like we do,
Give us a call, we're ready to defeat you!
Ghostbusters, flow crushers, get the job done,
Spitting out the lyrics like, we got one!
Get the people moving like the Statue of Liberty!
- Master Chief vs Leonidas
[Verse 1: King Leonidas]
Spartans! Ho
Let's start this! Ho
Show this petty officer who's the hardest! Ho
The biggest mistake that you've ever made
I'll toss you like a frag grenade
I'll stomp you in the face
With my sandals enraged
- Mozart vs. Skrillex
Skrillex:
My name is Skrillex man, welcome to the devils den
Im a scary monster stomping this sprite in frilly pants
Youre a weirdo Wolfy you rinse your powdered wigs in poop
and your cousin blew notes on your little magic flute
Your daddy makes the Jackson Five look like a family circus
You might have been a genius but you died baroque and worthless
- Skrillex vs Mozart
Skrillex:
My name is Skrillex, man,
Welcome to the Devil's Den !
I'm a scary monster,
Stomping this sprite in frilly pants.
You're a weirdo Wolfie,
You're into powdered wigs and poop,
- Skrillex vs Mozart instrumental
[Skrillex:]
My name is Skrillex, man! Welcome to the Devil's Den
I'm a scary monster stomping this sprite in frilly pants
You're a weirdo, Wolfy, you're into powdered wigs & poop!
And your cousin blew notes on your little Magic Flute
Your daddy issues make the Jackson 5 look like the Family Circus!
You might have been a genius but you died baroque and worthless!
I'm rich, acclaimed, and famous, I'm on playlists, I'm the A-List!
- Stan Lee VS. Jim Henson
Stan Lee:
Greetings, heroes! Stan Lee's here to battle!
It's the mind behind The Hulk against the geek beneath the Fraggles!
I'm just your friendly neighborhood writer man with a secret identity of a super MC
Whose raps are as dark as my shades; leave you squeaking like "MEMEMEMEME!"
You're in trouble now, Jimmy, you dirty old hippie!
Your beard needs a little bit of snikt, damn skippy!
Heck, that face on your neck ain't sexy!
- Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe
[Verse 1: Edgar Allan Poe]
Once upon a midnight dreary, as I spit this weak and weary
I will choke this joker with a trochee till his cheeks are teary (ahh!)
But y'all don't hear me, all should fear me
I'll forever be better, you'll never be near me, your books are as eerie as Beverly Cleary!
You're a faux Bram Stoker, so scram, the show's over
Your flow's so-so, Poe's poems pwn posers (snap!)
I wrote 'em locked in a cave, while I sobbed in a rage