- I Am Not a Merry Man
She said it more than she meant to
Picking up the turds from the bottom of a road
Made her say more than she meant to
Chop 'em back, lady black, labeled old maid stall
Pitch queen, dead bee, fish fuede at the lake-by
Coffee mugs and hands high
Twitch, please, listen to your ottis please
Listen to your ottis please, dance, boss, dance!
- I'm Beginning To Think You Prefer Beverly Hills 90210 To Me
Dear Samuel,
You've been employed by the band,
You were originally employed
just to give us a hand.
And now you single-handedly
destroyed our careers.
So here's our gift to you, Samuel,
have a happy new year:
- Lend Me Your Face
Lend me your face
Lend me your face
Lend me your face
I'll bust it open then I'll replace it
Lend me your face
Lend me your face
Lend me your face
- Tie Me Up With Jackets
Same goes for you, I like my meatballs in a dish
And I like other people too
As the saying goes, I'm pretty miffed
But I'd love to see you in the nude
With faux-fur coats tied around your head
Japanese children in your bed
And then she looked at me and said 'I don't like Simple Kid'