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5000 Ways To Dieere must be 5000 ways to die
And each one ends the same way if you try
Your friends all stand around
While they dump you in the ground
And the people who loved you will ask why oh why oh why oh why
And the bastard you hated the most
Will stand up and give you a toast- Bridge Under Troubled WaterI know girls like you
Need someone to screw-up their life
And make you contemplate suicide,
When you need a friend
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah
Call me...
You need someone bad, - Bustedi was walkin' down milpas street
just a-lookin' for something to eat
when I saw you with that guy named joe
out in front of pavlakos
you were standin' really close
you were lookin' up his nose
couldn't believe what i saw
you let him touch your bra! - CashmereAll alone in your pajamas
Writing letters to your grandma
She doesn't understand what's wrong with kids today
Things were better back in 1938
You go to school, you do the homework
Extra credit but you still feel like a jerk
Second captain of the debating club - Dont Hate MeDon't hate me because I'm beautiful
Don't hate me because I'm the best
Don't hate me because I'm the champion
Just love me like all the rest do
Don't be jealous when you see me in my fancy clothes
Sexy leather pants straight from Milan
Don't be angry when I'm dancing with your girlfriend - Down On HaleyDown on Haley, Haley Street
Where the drugs are easy and the sex is cheap
You never know just who you'll meet on Haley
Crack dealer looks out his door
Winks his eye and waves to his whore
She don't wanna turn tricks anymore on Haley
You don't have to ride the straight and narrow - Fight For Your Right To MasturbateThey put you down and call you crazy
Say "You're disgusting and uncool!"
Just because you like to touch yourself
Out by the public swimming pool
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate! - For YouI would hire the A-Team
And I'd crash the General Lee
I'd make cocktails like Tom Cruise
And I'd rollerblade with Corey Feldman for you
I'd do anything for you
Just about anything for you
I'd do anything for you, for you - High Five Anxietyhigh five anxiety
high five anxiety
don't raise your hand don't look at me
high five anxiety
high five anxiety
i'm not your bro and i'll never be
don't want to play on your team
in your game - High School ReunionWho got fat
Who got rich
Who was a loser
Who was a bitch
Who was a washout
Who turned gay
Who's that wearin' the cheap-ass toupe - I'm Not A LoserI road down Haley street
In my 5.O, no
Got the ragtop down
So my vegas can blow ,yea
My wheels are spinning
My rims are shining
On the street,yea
All you suckers take a look at me,yea - JacketWhen you borrowed it that night
You wore my jacket for the last time
The jacket used to be our history
Now its only covered with your memory
So much time I spent with you
Now all that's left are tears from
Falling off your bed - Lamer Than LameHow do I get through to a girl like you
Workin at the pretzel station at the mall
Beautiful lips like Strawberry Quick
I saw your boyfriend he looks like a dick
You wont check me out
Cause I work in the back at the Radio Shack
I wont be surprised if you dont call me tonight - Led Zepplin RulesI turn on my radio
And all the music sounds hollow
The first song they're playin' sucks
And the next one swallows
The singer is whinin'
And the drummer sounds bored
The guitar player's tone is like a Commodore 64 - Mr. Blue SkySun is shinin' in the sky,
There ain't a cloud in sight
It's stopped rainin'
Everybody's in a play
And don't you know,
It's a beautiful new day.
Runnin' down the avenue, - Mr. SpockYou want a guy who can bring the Bacon
And you want a guy with Savoir Faire
Somebody who can take control of it
Someone with cool black shiny hair
(YEAH!)
You don't want a boyfriend
What you want is Mr. Spock - Nervous BreakdownNervous breakdown, come take me away
Nervous breakdown, cafeteria today
I fell down on the floor, oh god I spilt my milk
Someone pull up my pants I think I need some help
Now I can't believe that I'm fallin'
No I can't believe I'm fallin' again
Will you visit me at the bottom - New Jersey GirlWell I met her at the Trocadero
In Philly, backstage at the Bloodhound show
She said she was from Cherry Hill
Through lips like cherries in the snow
New Jersey girl, New Jersey girl
Come on and rock my world
New Jersey girl, New Jersey girl - Pantera Fans In LoveI bleached my hair just like Vince Neil
Then you made me cut it like James Hetfield
We're gonna put an end to alternative rock
We'll find a way to make the Cranberries stop
We went to Sears for pictures at Christmastime
But they wouldn't let us make the metal sign
No they wouldn't let us make the metal sign - PervertWhen you met me at the party you thought I was a nice guy
But you didn't have a clue at what was going on inside
I ordered you a drink and asked you for a dance
But all I really wanted was to smell your underpants
I'm a pervert, a pervert
Can't change the way I am
I'm a pervert, a pervert - Rock City NewsDon't stop believin'
That you can't do nothin'
Get yourself a second-hand guitar and set the world on fire
Any old axe will do, anything but a Squire
Rock City News
You gotta pay your dues
At the Rock City News - SorrySorry we broke up, sorry I missed you
Sorry I wanted only to kiss you
Sorry I promised to love you forever
Made you feel guilty oh when you left me
Sorry I showed up at your party
Sorry I drank up all the Bacardi
Sorry I puked up on your bedspread
Sorry I wanted to be your boyfriend again - Van HalenI bought Van Halen One
It was the best damn record I ever owned
TG&Y, 1978
Two hand tapping guitar technique really got me off
Eruption, yeah
Ain't talking 'bout love
I'm on fire!
Tomorrow may come - Welcome to My WorldSitting in my boxers eating apple jacks
Welcome to my world, welcome to my world
Whacking it to late night cinemax
Welcome to my world
Jagermeister and captain crunch
Nicotine and the brady bunch
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