- Dark Town Poker Club
Bill Jackson was a poor old dub
Who joined the Darktown Poker Club
But cursed the day he told them he would join
His money used to go like it had wings
If he yelled queens, someone had kings
And each night he would contribute all his coin
Then he said I'm gonna play ‘em tight tonight
He said there'll be no bobtail flushes make me bite
- If you ever down in texas look me up
f you're ever down in Texas look me up
Look us up!
If you're ever down in Texas look me up
Drop around!
Where the men are men and love it,
And the girls are sure glad of it,
If you're ever down in Texas look me up
Everybody's gonna holler, Howdy doody!
- Minnie The Mermaid
The other night I dreamed that I was
Down at the bottom of the sea.
I met a Mermaid fair, Who had a cottage there,
Her name was Minnie and she tumbled for me.
She had the tail of a fish for a train,
But just the same, she could sure entertain.
Oh what a time I had with Minnie the Mermaid,
- Now You've Gone And Hurt My Southern Pride
Now You've Gone And Hurt My Southern Pride
I didn't mind you tellin me I was as tacky as a man could be
I reckoned you were justified
But I never thought you'd promenade to and fro with the carriage trade
Now you've gone and hurt my southern pride.
When you took my honey suckle vine over the Mason Dixon line
I didn't take it teary eyed
- Smoke, Smoke, Smoke
Now I`m a fella with a heart of gold,
The ways of a gentleman,
I`ve been told.
The kind of a guy that wouldn`t even harm a flea
But if me and a certain character met
That guy that invented that cigarette
I`d murder that son of a gun in the first degree.
Well not because I don`t smoke myself
- The Thing
While I was walkin' down the beach
One bright and sunny day
I saw a great big wooden box
A-floatin' in the bay
I pulled it in and opened it up
And much to my surprise
Oh, I discovered a...
Right before my eyes
- Tyin' Your Shoes
CHORUS:
Tyin' your shoes
Tyin' your shoe shoe bah doo bah, shoebah
Tyin' your shoes
Tyin' your shoe shoe bah doo bah
Tyin' your shoes
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