- Alpaca
I'm an alpaca come on and feel me
You want to rub your little hands all over my body
'Cos I'm sexy
Sexy Alpaca.
Oh Mr Alpaca that's simply not true
No one else here thinks you're sexy
(excuse me I do)
- Amazing Horse
Look at my horse,
My horse is amazing
Give it a lick
- Hmm, It tastes just like raisins
Have a stroke of it's mane
It turns into a plane
And then it turns back again
When you tug on it's winky
- Business cat
Business Cat just called to make sure
That we're singing from the same hymn sheet
That we're optimising, synergising our portfolio
Diversifying our assets
By investing in other kind of business pets.
And he wants us to know before he's got to go
To the conference being held in Tokyo
- Cheese Dispensing Cat
Cheese dispensing cat I've got no problem with that
A warm furry device to deliver your cheese slice
Some claim it don't taste the same
But that's all part of the game
When using feline dairy deliverers.
Yes your cheese might come out quite hairy
It depends on if the cat has a problem with hairballs
- Donkeys
Donkeys stood in a field
And they're up to no good
Can't anyone see it's true?
Look at its face, there's something nasty in store for you
Donkeys stood in a field
And they're up to no good
Can't anyone see it's true?
- Electro Gypsy
There he is the electro gypsy
in his caravan, its the future man
see him play a tune upon his yamaha
a guitar wont do they are too old school
watch him going door to door selling pegs and lucky heather dropping fine electro beats wearing trousers made of leather.
yama yamaha, yama yamaha
- Magical Trevor
Everyone loves Magical Trevor
'Cause the tricks that he does are ever so clever
Look at him now, disappearin' the cow
Where is the cow heading right now?
Taking a bow, it's Magical Trevor
Everybody seen that the trick is clever
Look at him there with his leathery, leathery whip!
- Narwhals
Narwhals Narwhals
swimming in the Ocean
Causing a Commotion
Cuz they are so awesome
Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean
Pretty big and pretty White
They beat a polarbear in a fight
Like an underwater Unicorn
- Owls
Owls
Owls, everyone is fond of owls
Except for mice and shrews and Simon Cowells
And you know why they come for you
The owls in your dressing room, the owls in your gravy
Even if you hide at sea, there's owls in the navy
- Oxbow Lakes
Oxbow lakes are formed when a river's meander
gets too wibbly, wibbly, wobbly to maintain the course it's on
The main flow of the stream diverts itself accordingly
Leaving the oxbow lake behind but here's my questions son.
What the hell's an Oxbow?
Are our bovine friends fashioning weaponry
Someone should tell me
- Pork is the meet of king.
Pork, it's the meat of kings
It's made from pig
Try it with onion rings
Pork sure goes with everything
Cause it's made from swine
That's why it sure tastes fine
Just bring some to the picnic baby
- Russian Dancing Men
Ho ho ho ho ho hoooo
Ho ho ho ho ho hooo
Ho ho ho ho ho hoo
ho ho ho ho ho ho
We're Russian dancing men
oh yes, we're Russian dancing men
I'm dancing with a purple hen
I've also got this balpoint pen
- The dirty-dirty girls love Benedict Cumberbatch
Dirty dirty girls love Benedict Cumberbach
Dirty dirty girls love Benedict Cumberbach
Dirty dirty girls love Benedict Cumberbach
Dirty dirty girls love Benedict Cumberbach
He's got a posh name and he's on the television
So it's no big surprise that all the dirty girls want Benedict