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Uhhh
Oh yeah, that's right
Common girl
This buttsex is too cold
This buttsex is too hot
This buttsex is just right
Buttsex Goldilocks

Babe, you know I love you, but it's hard to find time to spend together. You've got your career. I've got, my…uh I do stuff. But I'll find a way to work this out. Let's GET IT ON!

I'm a busy guy, and you're a busy woman
Every day you wake up for work at the crack of nine
Then we gotta choose between morning sex and breakfast
God knows we need both but there just ain't no time

But I've found a way to get the most out of our day

I want my P in your V
Want you to S on my D
Gotta J Off on your T's
Then FYI I wanna F your A

OMG!
Just stuff your mouth with my Bs
Don't LOL at my C

When I first looked in your eyes
You were more than just a beauty to me
All my senses shot straight up
I was rock hard emotionally

The fact that you and I could plow
Is something I haven’t even thought about
Starting now...

You know, a lot of people come up to us and say
"Hey Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian
You guys wear a lot of spandex and live together. Are you gay?"
Pff, I have to laugh (Haha)
Could you imagine that? If we were gay?
Could you imagine?

A newborn deer runs through a field

When the dragons grow too mighty
To slay with pen or sword
I grow weary of the battle
And the storm I walk toward
When all around is madness
And there's no safe port in view
I long to turn my path homeward
To stop a while with you

Way back in olden ancient Greece
Lived a most ferocious beast
With eyes of flame and teeth of steel
On human flesh it feast

Standing over 10 feet tall
No man escaped its roar (ROAR!)
Behold, my friends and foes alike

1, 2, 3, 4

There must be some misunderstanding
There must be some kind of mistake
I waited in the rain for hours
And you were late

Now it's not like me to say the right thing

Dear Princess. This is a message from the battlefront, from your trusted knight, Sir Daniel Sexbang

I have ridden thousands of miles
I have survived the deadliest trials
I've fought through battles you can't even dream
For a taste of your peppermint creams

Sword and steed are all that I've had

I met a girl a few weeks ago
She's so smart and beautiful
When she's around I feel my heart beat
Down in the very depths of my soul

So c-c-c-c-c'mon Ninja Brian pack your bags
We're going on a cross-country trip
‘Cause if this girl and I go on one more date

Girl, close your eyes
Let that rhythm get into you
Don't try to fight it
There ain't nothin' that you can do
Relax your mind
Lay back and groove with mine
You got to feel that heat
And we can ride the boogie

Hey, hey you tell me how have you been?

You could have a steam train
If you just lay down your tracks
You could have an aeroplane flying
If you bring your blue sky back
All you do is call me
I'll be anything you need

Sprawling on the fringes of the city, in geometric order
An insulated border
In between the bright lights and the far unlit unknown
Growing up it all seems so one-sided, opinions all provided
The future pre-decided
Detached and subdivided in the mass production zone
Nowhere is the dreamer or the misfit so alone
(Subdivisions) in the high school halls

Where are you tonight
I don't seem to know you
No I'm not all right
Where are you tonight

And my heart is nearly gone
There's not much left to offer
If I could somehow know

You're probably thinking to yourself
"Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!"
We know
But thank you anyway

You're having trouble deciding
Which one of us to have sex with
That's natural

Sometimes I wish I was even more awesome than I already am.
What would my life be like if I turned this shit up to eleven (out of a possible five)?

Ninja Brian, hand me my cloak. And my staff. And my horn. And that thermos of soup. I'm hungry but also thirsty, and you can kind of like eat and drink soup at the same time. Let's go!

Riding straight out of your imagination
Using my magic to fight against crime
Destroying evil with powers most awesome

We close our eyes (we close our eyes)
We close our eyes and dream and the world has turned around again

When everybody is running in the big race
And having a good time
Who am I to cast a shadow
Who am I?
I looked death in the face last night

Lady, I have been told that you only date nice guys
Well, if that's how you judge a lover's worth
Your ass just hit pay dirt
I'm the most sensitive man on God's green Earth
Here's a rose bouquet
I also baked you some fresh creme brûlée
Now mount this stallion and we shall ride
While also flying kites