- Being in Slytherin is not Half Bad
Everyone says that Slytherin house is the worst place to be
(Why?)
Just because the dungeons are so cold
(The dungeons are so cold)
And because we have to deal with greasy Sevy Snape
(Eww!)
And because our souls have all been sold
To the Dark Lord!
- Black Family Anthem
The noble and most ancient house of Black
Money and power we don’t lack
Our blood is pure and that’s a sign
You shouldn’t mess with our family line
My name is Bella and I’m the oldest of the lot
I don’t waste anytime with getting what I want
Dark arts is my calling
- Daddy's Tattoo
My father has a tattoo
It’s not a normal tattoo
My father has a tattoo
It’s not a normal tattoo
It’s a Dark Mark
I’m not supposed to tell anyone
‘Cause it means that he’s a Death Eater
- durmstrang boy
I first caught your eye at the Tri-Wizard tournament
When your school was visiting mine
You’re all about dark arts
But I can be into that
So baby it’s perfectly fine
Goblet of fire
They say comes a champion
- Eat Slugs
It was time for Quidditch Practice
Slytherin was on the pitch
But then the Weasley raised his wand
(What happened?)
Draco forgot about the Snitch
(Are you serious?)
His wand was poor, just like his family
- Freaking ask me to the Yule Ball
It’s almost that super awesome real fun time of year
Were the girls act sneaky and they spy in hopes to overhear
What the boys discuss in secret as they’re walking off to class
‘Cause we really need to know, which girl they plan to ask
It starts to get real awkward as the boys start taking pick
Like for instance Ginny Weasley; she got snatched up really quick
And the rest of us are waiting, yeah we’re all holding our breath
- Heartbreaker
Your smile is like a stunning spell, spinning over my head
Drowning me in your potion, bubbling and red
You’re the right kind of wizard to release the witch inside of me
The pure-blooded winner who was sorted and was born to be
You’re a heart breaker
a charm-maker,
a love taker
- I'm So Bored
Is it over yet
I don't think I can last
Spending any more minutes in double potions class
Coz I'm bored of my books and I'm bored of your face
Yeah I'm bored and I'm ready to go out of this place
Coz I'm learned all my spells
And I learned how to fly
- Illegal Love Potion
[VERSE 1]
Yesterday I wore my shortest skirt to Slughorn’s class
He’s easy to manipulate and so I made my pass
And just as I had hoped, he simply signed his name for me
Allowing me into the restricted part of the library
Madam Pince was doubtful, but she had to let us look
We searched for half an hour through the dusty smelly books
- Let's Get Hagrid Fired
A new teacher at Hogwarts
- It’s true, have you heard?
Care of Magical Creatures
- Go ahead and spread the word
Do you know yet who’s teaching?
- I asked my mum and dad
What did they tell you?
- “The gamekeeper – are they mad?!”
- Life's Unfair
I like to daydream in Potions
It’s such a boring class
Oh, I dream about this one boy
Well, he’s an older man …
Why couldn’t I have been born fifty years ago
When I could have dated Tom Marvolo
- Love Song for Professor Lupin
[INTRO]
*Sigh*
Professor Lupin
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Professor Lupin
La-la-la
[CHORUS]
I want to tell you about
- My Obsession
I am his right-hand woman, the Dark Lord’s little pet
someday he’ll say he loves me, at least that’s what I’d bet
My life is his for taking, I work and breathe for him
The others are pathetic
I’m loyal through and through
Waiting, wanting
(Bellatrix darling, go fetch me some water)
- myrtle's always there
[CHORUS]
Just want to fix my make-up
Just want to do my hair
But I can’t
And it’s because
Myrtle’s always there
[VERSE 1]
- Oh Dumbledore
[VERSE 1]
Oh, Dumbledore, he’s gone now
And school will not be the same
Our world’s turned upside-down now
‘Cause our Headmaster has been slain
Oh, Dumbledore, this is crazy
I’m sure the Dark Lord is thrilled
I’m feeling a little mixed up
- Prerequisites
In Gryffindor they drill you on your courage and your might
Before they let you in, they want to know if you can fight
And Ravenclaw will quiz you to be sure you got the smarts
If you aren’t brainy, they will kick you out before you start
And Hufflepuff won’t mind if you are just an average Joe
They’ll pretty much take anyone with two eyes and a nose
But Slytherin is not that simple, we want something more
If you don’t have this simple skill, we’ll show you to the door
- Quidditch is my Favorite Sport
[VERSE 1]
I don’t care about baseball
And soccer makes me snore
I find golf to be dreary
And football is a bore
I’d rather go do girl things
‘Cause I think sports are lame
- The In Between
There's a war going on
And I don't understand
You say don't ask questions
But I'm gonna demand it
I've got no answers to talk to
And I don't know what to tell
- This is never going to end
We have books one through seven on our shelves
And our livejournal-icons have slightly less Harry Potter references in them then they used to
And it’s been a long time since we wore our cloaks from Alivans
But the boy who lived, still lives inside our hearts
Maybe you’re reading Twilight now, and maybe you’re watching Lost,
Or maybe you’re stuck on Pokemon, cause that game was pretty boss
But no matter where you are, or where ever you plan to be
- Two Classes
[INTRO]
At our Wizard school they require certain classes
Like potions, history and divination too
I guess they’re all important
We go to school for learning
We do have to know how to make a brew
[CHORUS]
- Voldemort fangirl
Let me tell you,
I’ve seen it done
I’ve seen it done
We’ve seen it done
And being a Death Eater isn’t fun
Our parents come home, they’re not in good moods
Because they just spent the day with all those Death Eater dudes
- We Belong Together
We Belong Together
Do you remember the day we met?
Yes I remember it was a day in Spring
Do you remember what happened next?
Yes I remember this gorgeous diamond ring
Now it’s clear darling, that we belong together,
- We Let a Gryffindor In The Band
We let a Gryffindor into our very evil band
Yeah we don’t care what you think we knew it was time to expand
You can come rock with us no matter which house that you’re in
Yeah, you put your hands together The Parselmouths are back again
You may think that we’re crazy, or under the imperius
But Slytherin’s are lazy and this is something we discussed
So we had this great idea, and she agreed, oddly enough
- What Kind of Name is Hermione
Who’s that girl that’s always first to raise her hand?
- I know who!
Her name’s Hermione and, boy, she makes me mad
- Ugh, me too!
That girl is ugly, and frumpy, disgusting!
Looks like she hasn’t washed her hair in three whole weeks
You know, what kind of name is Hermione, anyway?
- When You're a Parselmouth
So way back long ago
Salazar Slytherin was talking to snakes
And everybody knows
That talking to snakes is as easy as cake
(Easy as cake)
When you’re a Parselmouth
When you’re a Parselmouth
When you’re a Parselmouth