- Bye, Gerrard
-eeeeeeeeeeeeerm
Euro 04 was bad for me
I passed the football staight to Henry
06 was worse, I missed a pen
Ronaldo winked at Rooney
-Bye, Gerrard, Gerrard!
Playing for England's been hard
- Chewy Suarez
I've got a problem so they locked me in here.
It started years ago in Holland - it is so clear.
The demon in my mind, whose words I really fear said:
"BITE IT. LUST BITE IT.
YOU'D BETTER RUN!"
- I ran to Liverpool next
Appart from being racist, it was perfect!!
The demon in my mind, what else do you expect, said:
- Chewy Suarez joins Barcelona
-Good evening, ladies and gentlemen!
It is a pleasure to be here in Barcelona!
I had this perfect dream
-You had this perfect dream
-These dream was me and you
-These dream was me and you
- Hwan Mata's Song 2
Hola! I'm Manseventher's Hwan Mata.
The 'special' sign?
Fuck you!
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro!
When I came here, on a bench I thought I'd be.
But the teamsheet said I play!
Unlike poor old Slippy G.
- Jose's Bus
Hallo, welcome abord to Jose's but
Get comfortable.
We could be parked here for some time
Jose's Bus has parked again. Parked again. Parked again. Jose's Bus has parked again all game long.
The Brasillians on the bus go: "your hair is so nice. your hair isso nice. your hair so nice"
The Brasillians on the bus go: "your hair is so nice. your hair is so nice. your hair so nice" all game long
- Luis Suarez
I've got a problem so they locked me in here.
It started years ago in Holland - it is so clear.
The demon in my mind, whose words I really fear said:
"BITE IT. LUST BITE IT.
YOU'D BETTER RUN!"
- I ran to Liverpool next
Appart from being racist, it was perfect!!
The demon in my mind, what else do you expect, said:
- MSN Song
1,2,3!
Not only you and me!
Turn 180 degrees
Oh, I look so silly.
Saying 1,2,3!
Notaxmar! Lionel! Chewy!
Tearing up Europe best teams!
Everybody loves 3!
- Ole Ola
Put your flags up in the sky!
And try not to dive...
Show the world where you're from
Show the world we are one!
Then thegoing gets tough
The Dutch get arguing
- Penaltypool Song
-Can anybody... or referee...
Give us a penalty?
-Each game we go out, we dive a little
Can barely stand on our feet
Take a look at the ref and we cry:
"Hey!! that's a penalty!!"
-I go down in a box and I start to roll
'til the tears come down from my eyes!
- Raheem Sterling Signs For Man City
-I was gonna clean my room,
Until I got high.
I was gonna get up and find a broom,
but than I got high.
My room is still messed up,
And I know why.
Yes, steady.
'Cause I got high
- Wrecking Ball
I came in like a Wrecking Ball!
I'm the strongiest player in the world!
I crushed a Can and smashed Martin SkORCel
And that is why they... They call me 'The Beast'!
Like a Wrecking Ball!
Yes, I just close my eyes and swung (like normal)
He left me crashing while he scored a goal.